Buzz Blitzman,

Mighty Duck/Pokemon Trainer!

Written by Sara.

Rika (VO): While dropping bed sheets & Duke’s jersey at the cleaners, Sara came face to face with Draguanus’ goons, they told her about Draguanus wanting Charmander. Sara & Louie fought hard, but Chameleon pushed Sara out an open window of a skyscraper and stole Charmander! But luckily, she got saved by Wildwing, the dragon Pokemon reunited with our friends, they fought Draguanus and he declared he’ll get Sara’s Charmander someday. Sure. Freaky part about that episode was Wildwing’s heart was beating the same time as Sara’s. Maybe they are kinda connected.

It’s the middle of night in Anaheim, and some dude named Fred Singer pulls into a creepy old house, he goes out of his car and goes to the front steps, some weird dude appears at the door.

Singer: (Gasps)

Weird dude: Welcome to my humble abode.

Singer goes up.

Weird Dude: We’re always looking for fresh brains. (chuckling, morphs into Chameleon) Great disguise, huh?

Singer frowns at him.

Chameleon: Well, c’mon, c’mon.

He takes him inside the house (which is really the Raptor) and to Draguanus looking at his TV screen, Wraith & Chameleon come in with him.

Wraith: Lord Draguanus, the Fred Singer fellow from Unbridle Technologies is here to see you.

Chameleon: Get in here, ya big palooka.

Singer goes to Draguanus.

Singer: Hello, Lord Draguanus.

Draguanus: I trust you have something voluable, Singer?

Singer: Oh yes.

He drops the briefcase he brought with him.

Singer: Oh dear. Oh my. Here. (hands Draguanus piece of paper)

Draguanus snatches it, has molecule structures.

Draguanus: The structure of these molecules, it’s identical to bulerium crystals, the very thing I need to re-power this ship. But this piece of paper is useless without the rest of the formula!

He throws the paper to the ground with Singer trying to catch it, smoke comes out of Draguanus’ nostrils.

Draguanus: Grr…

Singer: The scientist who invented it is keeping it all in his head.

Draguanus: Chameleon, bring him here from Unbridle Technologies so we may… (swallows spit) convince him to give it to us.

Chameleon: Piece of cake, I’ll disguise myself as one of Earth’s top technicians.

He morphs into a plumber and off he goes.

Draguanus: Now, tell me about the genius who invented this.

Singer: Oh, all right, but I think you’ll be surprised, he’s not what you’d expect.

(Puck swoops by) At the place Unbridle Technologies, a young boy is watching a Mighty Ducks hockey game and a Pokemon Trainers concert on TV.

Announcer on TV: And another comes from behind victory for the Mighty Ducks & Pokemon Trainers!

Boy: Those Mighty Ducks & Pokemon Trainers are the greatest superheroes in all the known cosmos. (turns off TV) If I weren’t stuck here, I could be a crime fighter just like them.

He takes his blanket out and wears it as a cape.

Boy: Buzz Blitzman, the Midnight Avenger, striking terror in the deep dark underbelly of Anaheim.

Looks under his bed and sees a flyer for our public appearance at Wacky Golfland.

Buzz: I just gotta see ‘em tomorrow, especially Mallory & Eilony… ah, Eilony. Was only yesterday when I first saw her, Fritz actually gave me permission to go to the park. I beat her sister whom is also my worst enemy at basketball.

Flashback, there’s me, Sara Cicero, at the playground and my worst enemy (Buzz) beat me at a game of basketball.

Buzz: All right! In your face, Cicero! (sings) Hey now, I’m an all star, get my game on, got to play…

Sara (quietly): All star pain in the butt.

Eilony: Hey Sara! (echoing)

Her voice suddenly made Buzz’s ears widen, love at first sight as she skipped passed him.

Buzz: Hey Cicero, who’s that kid?

Sara: Huh? Oh, that’s my little sister Eilony.

Buzz: Eilony… (thinks): Cute name for a cute kid.

Back to reality.

Buzz: But enough about Eilony, let’s talk about Mallory now.

He jumps off his bed and grabs his hockey stick.

Buzz: Her slap shot is so… oof!

He falls, his guardian Fritz comes in.

Buzz: Err…

Fritz: Oh, good evening, Bernie.

He goes to him as Buzz gets back up.

Buzz: I told you, call me Buzz!

Fritz: Oh, all right Buzz. (gets piece of paper) This crystal fuel is quite a discovery Buzz. Have you finished the formula?

Buzz: It’s all here. (points at forehead) And you don’t get it ‘til you let me go out when I want to.

After he swings his hockey stick, Fritz snatches it.

Fritz: Oh sorry. But as your guardian & boss I can’t allow it. Buzz, do you know how many people would love to get their hands on that mind of yours? What if something happened to you? Terrible.

He walks out the door before putting the stick by it.

Buzz: Oh, I’m gonna meet the Mighty Ducks & Pokemon Trainers tomorrow, no matter what. (at screen) I don’t care about Cicero, I just wanna see their Pokemon & Eilony.

He hops in his computer chair and starts typing.

Buzz: There’s only one time they open all the doors in this place, and that’s during a fire drill.

After organizing a fire drill on his computer, he comes out of his room and walking around until some plumber dude stops him.

Plumber: Could you give me a hand?

Buzz: What is it? I’m kinda busy.

Plumber: Oh yeah? (morphs into Chameleon) Too busy to go on a little trip?

Buzz: (Gasps)

Just after Chameleon grabs him, the fire alarm blares off.

Dude on P.A.: Attention, attention. This is a fire drill, please proceed to the nearest exit.

The closest door opens.

Buzz: Let go!

He stomps on Chameleon’s foot, he lets go.

Chameleon: Ow! Hey kid, come back!

Too late Buzz runs out the door. Chameleon contacts Draguanus, he’s at his big screen with Wraith next to him.

Chameleon: One atom, 12, one atom, 12, I lost the kid.

Draguanus: What?!

Wraith: This is a waist of time snatching that shrimp rather than Charmander, Lord Draguanus.

Chameleon: Relax boss & Wraith, I can follow him around with the homing signal I planted on him, but I could sure use some help.

Wraith: Well, count me out, I still think this is a mistake.

Draguanus: Siege, stop work on this egg pod…

Siege answers his communicator while working on a new kind of tank.

Draguanus: I’ve got a job for you.

(Puck shoots by) The next day, me, my fellow Trainers, our Poke-buddies & the Mighty Ducks arrive in the Aerowing at mini golf.

Fans: (Cheering)

We step up to the platform led by our manager, Phil. Wildwing reads the banner.

Wildwing: “Wacky Golfland welcomes the Mighty Ducks & Pokemon Trainers”?

Gosalyn (quietly): Too bad Negaduck didn’t blast this place.

Wildwing: Gosalyn!

Gosalyn: (Chuckles to herself)

Wildwing: You & Louie may be new Trainers, but that doesn’t mean you can make fun of our publicity stunts.

Gosalyn: But it’s fun.

Wildwing: You’re not supposed to do it.

Gosalyn: Oops.

Josh: There, there, Gos. Things can’t get any worst.

Some clown dude who’s the owner of the park comes dancing around.

Dude: Whoo-hoo. Oh. I’m King Duffer, y’know, ruler of Wacky Golfland. Welcome to my Golfy Kingdom. Ooh-hoo-hoo.

Duke: Well Phil, ya finally destroyed our last shred of dignity.

Eilony: Yeah. You were sayin’, Josh-miester?

Louie: Just wait, El. My vibes tell me things are gonna get even more worst that may destroy our dignity.

Phil: Cool it, guys, King Duffer’s a real important guy here. He’s got a lot of pull.

Sara (sarcastically): Big whoop.

Buzz is running past everyone, and gets in front.

Buzz: Wow, the Mighty Ducks & Pokemon Trainers.

Sara: Oh great, it’s Blitzman.

Josh: The dude you told me, El, Gos & Lou about?

Sara: That’s him. Jeez, I hate this guy, I’ve only seen him once and he’s incredibly annoying!

Louie: There, there. (pats Sara’s back)

Buzz comes up.

Buzz: It’s really you, the foe of evildoers everywhere, the scorch of crime & corruption. Hey, show me some move. Can I fly the Aerowing?

Pulls on Duke’s shirt front.

Buzz: Where’s your super-secret headquarters? What’s the password?

Grin: Mellow out, little friend.

Sara: Yeah. Mellow way out, little loser.

Charmander: Char?

Buzz: I wanna know everything about you. Tell me how you saved Charmander from the Saurians. Or the…

Tanya: Look, if we give you an autograph, would you just, y’know, go away…?

Just then, Siege & a lot of Hunter Drones start attacking the place!

All: Whoa!

People: (Screaming)

Siege: Rip it up. Heh-heh, heh.

Wildwing: Ducks, Battle gear!

Sara: Poke-mode!

We switch to Trainer & Battle mode, the Drones blow up the platform as people continue to scream. We get out from under the boards.

Buzz: All right! Yeah! C’mon Ducks! Go, go, go, Trainers! Nail him! Check ‘em into the floor! Way to go!

Sara: Josh-man, El, Lou, Gos, you know what to do!

Gosalyn: Yeah, stick to a Duck.

Seel: Seel, Seel.

Buzz: What about me?

Sara: And you get lost.

Charmander (shaking head): Charmander, Char.

He goes off by my feet.

Buzz: (Chuckles) Good thing I never listen to her.

He goes to Mallory firing her Puck-bazooka.

Buzz: That’s it, Mallory, blast ‘em, blast ’em!

Mallory: Quiet! You’re throwing off my aim.

Wildwing comes and grabs him.

Wildwing: Come here, kid.

With me & Charmander (on my head) behind, Wildwing puts Buzz in a patch of giant, plastic mushrooms.

Buzz: Just give me a Puck blaster or Poke ball, and I’ll show those fiends.

Wildwing: Stay put and keep down.

Sara: Before ya get us into real trouble.

Charmander: Char. (slaps forehead)

We get back to the others at a big castle.

Siege: I’ll handle the Ducks & twerps, get the boy!

Nosedive: They’re not after us or Charmander?

Mallory: They’re after that kid.

Sara: Better him than Charmander.

Duke: Sara!

Sara: What?

Siege: Say good night, Gracie.

He throws a bomb at the castle.

Wildwing: Get back!

We do that, and get in the castle as it explodes. After the castle falls apart, Siege is looking for Buzz in the mushrooms.

Siege: All right, kid.

Buzz is crawling around trying to escape him.

Siege: You’re the property of Draguanus now.

Buzz: Aah!

He gets grabbed by Siege.

Siege: Ha! The Ducks & Trainers are finished, no one’s gonna save you.

But the teams & I are getting out from under what’s left of the castle.

All: (Grunting)

Wildwing: Don’t bet on it, Siege.

Sara: Yeah, nobody picks on him except me!

Siege is by the dock holding Buzz by the back of his shirt.

Siege: Huh?

Buzz: Ha-ha! The forces of evil flee like rats under the onslaughts of the Mighty Ducks & Pokemon Trainers!

Siege: Chill your face.

Wildwing: I’ll get him.

Charmander: Char, Char.

Wildwing & Charmander go to save him.

Wildwing: Gimme that kid, Siege.

Charmander: Char!

Charmander burns Siege’s butt.

Siege: (Yelps)

Wildwing grabs Buzz and pushes Siege into the water.

Siege: (Grunts) Whoa!

He falls in and gets squirted by a park frog.

Siege: (Sputtering, smashes froggy) Uhh! You stinkin’ birdbrains & runts! I’ll get you for this!

We get in the Aerowing, and blast off. Buzz & I immidiatly stand in-front of each other, yelling.

Sara: What were you doin’ out there?! You could’ve been hurt!

Buzz: I wanted to meet you guys!

Sara: You could’ve met us another way!

Buzz: Like how?

Josh: We come on TV all the time.

Bulbasaur: Saur?

Gosalyn: Josh, here’s your sign.

She hands him a piece of paper that says “I’m stupid”.

Josh: D’ohh! I knew I shouldn’t have let ya borrow my Bill Engvall CD.

Buzz: Got anymore lame excuses, Sissy-row?

Sara: You call me that again, and you’re dead, Bleachman!

Buzz (through teeth): Don’t call me Bleachman!

Eilony: Will you guys quit yelling already.

Sara: She’s right, let’s stop yelling and start killin’ each other!

Buzz: Fine by me!

We’re about to punch each other, but…

Charmander: Char!

Charmander fries us both and we fall over.

Buzz: Ouch.

Sara: (Coughs)

Duke helps Buzz up while Tanya does the same with me.

Tanya: You all right?

Sara: I’m fine, I like myself medium rare.

Buzz: Well, I’d prefer myself uncooked. Thanks.

We wipe the soot off our faces & shirts, just when we’re about to do where we left off, N.D. (Nosedive) & Duke pull us back as Grin gets in the middle.

Buzz & Sara: (Growling)

Grin: Fighting causes bad karma.

Charmander: Char-Char.

Duke: Can’t you 2 at least try to agree on somethin’?

They set us down.

Sara: Very well. From now on, we hate each other for all eternity!

Buzz: Fine!

Both: Settled! (scoffs, turn back)

Nosedive: Some agreement that is.

(Poke ball swoops by) We’re at the mall, in Captain Comics.

Buzz: I am Buzz Blitzman, the Midnight Avenger! The great wonder who beats crooks throughout the city!

He runs off and plays the “Space Zombies” arcade game.

Buzz: With my secret headquarters at Seaside Park, I strike fear in the hearts of evildoers everywhere. Eat laser, evil scum!

While he plays video games, the Ducks & us talk.

Wildwing: This just doesn’t make sense, why would Draguanus be after a kid?

Josh: Probably same reason he wants Charmander.

Louie: But Buzz didn’t blow up the Pokeworld Master Tower & give Draguanus second degree burns.

Tanya: Well, why won’t he tell us about himself?

Duke: Yeah, maybe he would, to the right Duck.

Gosalyn: And I know just the one.

We all look over at Mallory.

Mallory: Oh, no, no, no. I’d rather eat a bowl of worms. Sara, you talk to him.

Sara: No way, we don’t get along.

Duke goes to her and puts his hand on her shoulder.

Duke: Besides, he kinda has a crush on ya, sweetheart. Just try to, y’know, draw him out.

Eilony: Yeah, c’mon Mal.

So, Mallory goes to him and puts her hands on her hips.

Buzz: Look Mallory, fancy shootin’, huh?

Mallory: Listen, you’re a bright kid, any idea why Draguanus is after you?

Buzz: Ya make a lot of enemies in the hero business. Drink blazing electric spit, Space Zombies!

Mallory: (Pulls hair) Oh! Will you stop fooling around!?

Suddenly, something blasts the game!

Mallory: Look out!

She grabs him out of the way, the Chameleon has a laser blaster on his back and speaking in a megaphone.

Chameleon: Attention Ducks & Trainers, I’m taking the kid along with Charmander, and you can’t stop me!

Wildwing fires his Puck-launcher and destroys the laser.

Chameleon: Yipe. O.K., maybe you can stop me, but you won’t stop them!

All: (Gasps)

Chameleon: (Snickering)

6 Hunter Drones come in, we all hide and Buzz is firing Mallory’s Puck-launcher.

Buzz: Buzz Blitzman to the rescue!

Wildwing: Take cover team!

The others take cover to avoid the Drones’ lasers & Buzz shooting pucks.

Buzz: Let’s rock!

Me & Mallory come and she snatches her Puck-launcher back.

Mallory: Knock it off! You’re gonna fry somebody with that thing!

Buzz: I was only trying to help.

Mallory: Just stay out of my face. (pushes Buzz)

Sara: Yeah, get lost, ya lame-watt!

When me & Mallory walk off, my insult & Mallory’s outburst hurt Buzz a lot.

Buzz: O.K., fine. I don’t care if I ever see you again!

He runs out the back door, Charmander & Gosalyn are the only ones who saw him.

Charmander: (Sighs)

Gosalyn: Aah! Seel, Ice Beam!

Seel: Seel!

Seel shoots out a cold beam at 2 Drones and freezes them solid and N.D. fires his puck-launcher at 2 more.

Josh: Bulbasaur, Vine Whip!

Bulbasaur: Saur!

He uses Vine Whip on one and Wildwing destroys the last one.

Chameleon: Ehh! We’ll be right back after theses messages. Aye!

(Megaphone feedback)

He teleports back to the Raptor.

Wildwing: Where’s Buzz?

Gosalyn: I saw him, he ran out that way.

Duke: He could get hurt out there! Sara, you comin’?

Sara: Who cares about him?

Charmander starts pulling on my jeans.

Charmander: Char, Charmander, Char-char!

Sara: Huh? You sayin’ I should go find Blitzman?

Charmander: Char, char.

Sara: (Sighs) All right, if you say so, buddy.

Charmander: Char!

He jumps on my shoulder, we all go out the back door.

Duke: Hey, how’d he get away so fast?

Nosedive: But why’d he split? I thought he was our numbero uno fan.

Mallory, Charmander & I get on one of the Duckcycles.

Mallory: It’s me & Sara’s fault, we shouldn’t have popped off at him like that.

We go down to the others.

Mallory: I’m going to find him.

Sara: Ditto.

Wildwing: Nosedive, Eilony, go with ‘em.

N.D. gets an extra Duckcycle, Eilony & Squirtle are with him.

Nosedive: I’m on it.

(Puck flies by) Draguanus is yelling at Siege & Chameleon with Wraith beside him.

Draguanus: You are the derect descendants of the Saurian warlords, the most ruthless conquerors the universe has ever seen, and you can’t capture a mere boy, let alone a Pokemon?!

Wraith: I told you this is a stupid idea.

Chameleon: O.K., so we’re having an off day.

Siege: The Assault Vehicle is complete, Draguanus. With it’s fire-power, the Ducks & Trainers will be neutralized.

(Puck shoots by) Mallory, N.D., Eilony, our Pokemon & I are searching for Buzz on the Duckcycles.

Nosedive: Hey, I like a wild goose chase as much as the next Duck, but that kid could be anywhere.

Mallory: Well, remember what he said about his secret headquarters at Seaside Park?

Nosedive: That dump’s been abandon for, like, years.

Mallory: So, what better place to play Superhero?

Sara: She has a point.

We speed up. Comes to Buzz sitting sadly by himself and dropping rocks.

Buzz: (Sniffling) No one cares about me, they all hate me, especially my arch-nemesis.

Just then, he hears the Duckcycles, Mallory & N.D. park the Duckcycles as my teammates & I get off them. Charmander’s on my shoulder.

Mallory: Hey there, Buzz. Pretty cool secret headquarters, how’d ya know about it?

Buzz: My folks used to bring me here, before the accident.

Mallory: Ya mean… you’re an orphan?

Buzz: Mmm-hmm.

Eilony: I’m sorry to hear that.

Squirtle: Squirtle, Squirtle.

Buzz: Not your fault.

Me & Mallory come and sit by him, Mallory puts her arm around his shoulder.

Mallory: Hey c’mon, I want you to come back with us.

Buzz: No you don’t. (sniffs) You hate me.

Mallory: I don’t hate you, Buzz. Maybe if you’d just be yourself, I might even like you.

Buzz: No, if I told you who I was, you’ll just take me back to Unbridle Technologies.

Mallory: You work at Unbridle Technologies?

Buzz: Yeah, invent stuff for ‘em.

Mallory: That’s really cool, like what?

Buzz: Oh, jet engines, fuels, I even came up with the all-new flavor formula for Big Bang Bubble & Chewing Gum.

Mallory: Are you serious? I love that stuff!

Sara: Ditto. Mmm, chewing gum. (mimics Homer Simpson gurgle)

Buzz: Heh-heh. You watch “The Simpsons”?

Sara: I love that show.

Buzz: Y’know, so do I.

Sara: I also can’t resist “Yu-Gi-Oh!” & “Family Guy”.

Buzz: I love “Yu-Gi-Oh!” & “Family Guy”, even collect Duel Monsters cards, what’s your fave?

Sara: Blue-Eyes White Dragon.

Buzz: Mine’s Dark Magician.

Charmander hops up on my lap.

Buzz: Aw, he’s cute. (pets Charmander)

Sara: Sure is.

Eilony (thinking): Man, Sara & Buzz are getting along. It turns out they have lots in common.

Buzz: Oh Sara, I’m sorry for makin’ fun of ya, calling you Sissy-row and everything else.

Sara: Apology accepted. And I’m real…

Nosedive: Uh, I hate to break this up, but those chumps got to drop on us twice today, and it’s makin’ me edgy.

Mallory: Yeah. How do they know where Buzz is?

Nosedive: I bet Chameleon’s got a homing signal on him.

I scan with the Cap of Mewtwo, and see something under his back shirt collar.

Sara: There it is.

Mallory takes some little homing signal off him.

Mallory: Got it.

Just then, Hunter Drones appear and start blasting the place, Chameleon appears behind Buzz.

Chameleon: Heh-heh-hey, you’re it.

He grabs Buzz as more Drones appear around N.D. and start beating him up.

Nosedive: Yeah, hey! Aw man! You creeps even cheat at Tag.

Wraith appears, destroys the seconds Duckcycle and grabs Eilony as 2 drones grab Charmander & Squirtle.

Eilony: Aah! Put me down, you big meanie!

Wraith: Meanie? Of course I’m a meanie. I’m a villain, what’d you expect?

Chameleon: I thought you said this mission’s stupid.

Wraith: I flipped a coin.

Mallory’s about to fire her Puck-blaster at them, but the Drones made the top of the merry-go-round cave in!

Buzz: Mallory!

Mallory: No…!

I was able to get off, but my foot got caught in the pavement.

Sara: Uhh!

Chameleon: Those 2 are finished, and we’ll take these ones back to Draguanus for extra bonus points.

Both: (Laughing evilly)

Sara: Hey jerkasuars! Give back my sister & friends!

Too late, they already disappear. Later, Mallory gets out from under the busted merry-go-round.

Mallory: (Grunting)

She lifts the piece off my foot, I get back up.

Mallory: Wildwing, come in!

She activates her com, Wildwing & Tanya are at Drake-1.

Mallory: They had a homing signal on Buzz, they got him, Nosedive, Eilony, Squirtle & Charmander too.

Wildwing: Were you able to find out why they want Buzz?

Mallory: I think so, he works for Unbridle Technologies.

Tanya (over com): Mallory, put that homing chip in your remittal length. If they still have the beakon, and I can program Drake-1 to track down it’s source.

Mallory puts the homing device in a slot on the conceal of the Duckcycle, shows a map of Anaheim with a red blip.

Tanya: There, that’s the location of the Raptor.

(Puck swoops by) N.D. & Eilony are tied to a torpedo launch tank, while Wraith put Charmander & Squirtle are in a birdcage. Chameleon brings Buzz in.

Buzz: Enjoy your moment of victory, alien scum! When the Ducks & Trainers get here… Nosedive, Eilony, Charmander, Squirtle, oh no!

Draguanus: Um, you were saying something about Ducks & Pokemon?

Buzz: You rancid reptiles won’t get away with this!

Draguanus: Silence you miserable whelp! (goes to a conceal) You have 5 seconds to give me the formula, or I’ll launch your 2 friends into orbit!

Draguanus presses the button.

Draguanus: 5…4…

Nosedive: Don’t do it, kid!

Draguanus: 3…

Charmander & Squirtle: (Call out)

Draguanus: 2…

Buzz: O.K.! O.K.!

Draguanus turns the countdown off.

Buzz: To make the fuel crystals, take 2 parts carbon methane, one part boron, super heat the mixture to 3,000 degrees and when it cools… it’ll crystallize.

Nosedive: Aw man, I can’t take you anywhere.

Draguanus: At last, the formula is mine!

Buzz: You won’t have time to use it, sleaze-bag! When the Ducks & Trainers get here…

Draguanus: Tie that brat to the torpedo, and launch them all into space, while I re-power the Raptor’s engines and begin my conquest of the world!

Chameleon grabs Buzz.

Chameleon: I gotta hand it to ya, boss, ya really set your career goals high.

But Chameleon ignores me and puts Buzz on the tank. (puck flies by) Mallory & I get to the Raptor.

Mallory: That’s the Raptor? What a corny disguise.

Meanwhile, the others are in the Migrator.

Duke: C’mon Wildwing, if we get lucky, we might snag Draguanus as a bonus. Heh. Ehh, that didn’t rhyme.

Just then, Siege appears in that tank he was working on!

Siege: How do ya like my new toy, Ducks & twerps?

Josh: Skip poetry, Duke, we gotta split!

So that’s what they do when the Assault vehicle starts firing its lasers.

Wildwing: Assault mode!

The Migrator gets into battle mode, Wildwing turns it around and they start firing lasers at it. Back in the Raptor, Chameleon’s tying up Buzz.

Buzz: Uhh! You slimy lizards, your evil schemes are doomed to failure!

Chameleon: (Morphs into William F. Buckley) Uh, normally I’d have a real problem launching 2 small children into space. (morphs into Ralph Crandan) However, you are goin’ to the moon!

Just when the door’s about to close, Mallory stops it, she & I come in.

Mallory: Sorry, no moon trips today!

She fires a puck rope at Chameleon and ties him up.

Chameleon: Uhh!

She gets out her knife and cuts the rope to free Buzz.

Buzz: All right, Mallory!

Sara: Come out, Farfetch'd!

I release my Farfetch'd.

Farfetch'd: Farfetch'd!

Wraith throws a fireball, but Farfetch'd dodges and gets the key to Charmander & Squirtle’s cage then frees them, Squirtle bites Eilony’s cord to free her as Charmander jumps in front of me.

Sara: Charmander, Flame-thrower, now!

Charmander: Char!

But Wraith teleports to the cockpit before Charmander’s flame could get him.

Sara: (Snaps fingers) Nuts.

Eilony: Yay Sara!

Buzz: Yeah, all right, Sara! A nerve shatterin’ last-second rescue, oh yeah!

Sara: Skip drama, dude! We gotta move!

The others are still firing lasers at the Assault vehicle, Buzz sees it on the computer screen.

Buzz: Uh guys, ya better come look at this.

Me, N.D., Eilony, Mallory & our Pokemon see it.

Nosedive: Aw, they aren’t even putting a dent in it.

Buzz: Maybe I can help, it might have a weak spot. (types at keys and sees image of Assault vehicle) There, that’s it.

Just as the tank blows the Migrator into a building, Buzz appears on the screen.

Buzz: Wildwing, come in, it’s me, Buzz.

He’s on the Duckcycle in-between Mallory & N.D. talking into a wrist com while Eilony & I are on a Poke-board pulled by my Ekans.

Buzz: There’s a in-tank valve in the rear of that thing, if you can clog it, the engine will blow sky high!

Wildwing: We’ll draw his fire.

They jump out and distract Siege.

Siege: All right, Ducks, I’m gonna fry your feathers.

Grin & Tanya get on the side.

Tanya: Grin, get that plate off.

Grin: Uhh! (pulls plate off) Armor is but an illusion.

Tanya throws an explosive puck into it.

Tanya: That ought to plug it up.

They jump off and the puck explodes.

Siege: Huh? What the… she’s gonna blow!

He teleports back to the Raptor, as for the Assault tank… (KER-POWIE!!) We’re close to the others.

Mallory: Ha-ha! Ya did it, Buzz! It worked!

Eilony: Go Buzz-man!

Squirtle: Squirtle!

Nosedive: Yeah. But Ol’ Lizard Lips got the formula.

We get to the others, N.D. gets off the Duckcycle, me & Eilony come off the Poke-board and I return Ekans to the Poke ball.

Buzz: I never really bothered thinkin’ the formula through, I’m not sure it’ll really work.

Sara: That’s cool, dude, we can use Drake One to see. Say Buzz, what I meant to say at Seaside Park before somebody (motions to N.D.) interrupted me.

Nosedive: Sorry.

Sara: I’m real sorry. I’m sorry for everything, sorry I called you a lame-watt & Bleachman & everything else I did. I am sorry.

Buzz: You’re forgiven.

He gets off the Duckcycle and stands in-front of me.

Sara: Y’know, I was wrong about you, you’re not a lame-watt, you’re an O.K. guy.

Buzz: (Chuckles) You’re O.K. too.

Charmander: Charmander, Char.

Sara: I guess that’s what Charmander’s been trying to tell us, especially me, we’re meant to be friends not enemies.

Buzz: Yeah. So? (extends hand)

Sara: O.K.

We shake hands, he stands there looking heroic as Eilony approaches him shyly.

Duke: El, you got somethin’ to say?

Eilony: My hero!

She hugs him.

Buzz: (Sighs, blushes slightly, little hearts fly around his head)

Duke: Heh. Cute kid.

(Poke ball swoops by) Draguanus is in the cockpit with Siege & Wraith.

Draguanus: Now that the Raptor’s engines have power once more, we’ll crush this world flat!

He throws the switch, the Raptor goes to its normal stage as it blasts off.

Draguanus: The Raptor soars again!

But the crystals explode and the ship dives down!

Wraith: You were saying?

Draguanus: Something’s wrong, we’re going down!

The Raptor crashes upside down.

Draguanus: Engage the cloaking device!

The Raptor disguises itself as an outhouse, Draguanus & his henchman get back up.

Draguanus: That little wretch tricked us!

Wraith: Well, I warned you this wouldn’t work.

Siege: I’ll find the twerp and make him give us the real formula.

Draguanus: Are you out of your mind? I’ll find my own source of bulerium crystals & steal that Charmander, I’ll scour this planet ‘til Doomsday if I have to! But I never want to see that brat again as long as I live!

Me (wearing my T-shirt with Kaiba & the Blue-Eyes White Dragon), my fellow Trainers & Buzz (wearing a Ducks home jersey) are watching this on Drake One.

Eilony: Well, too bad, Scaly Butt! You are gonna see him for the rest of your life.

Gosalyn: ‘Cause he’s a new member of the teams & band.

Buzz: I play bass guitar.

I turn off Drake One.

Buzz: I don’t really have skills at being a hero.

Louie: But your knowledge & trickery really came in handy.

Buzz: Knowledge on technology may come from here (points to head), but knowledge of friends comes from here. (points to heart)

Charmander: Char.

Eilony: Buzz, your com!

Buzz: Huh?

He notices his wrist com glowing, it comes off, floats in the air and turns into a purple Poke com. Floats back into Buzz’s hands.

Josh: A Poke com.

Buzz: With the symbol of Knowledge. (gasps)

It opens, a beam comes out and it turns into a Growlithe.

Sara: A Growlithe.

Buzz: What’s a Growlithe?

Eilony activates the Pokedex in her Poke com.

Poke com: Growlithe, the Puppy Pokemon; It is highly protective of its territory & owner, it drives away enemies with barks & bites.

5 normal Poke balls appear on the sides of Buzz’s pants.

Buzz: 5 Poke balls. I don’t believe it, I’m a Trainer.

Josh: With the Crest of Knowledge.

Sara: And that Growlithe’s your Pokemon Buddy.

Growlithe: Growl.

Buzz scoops up his Growlithe.

Buzz: All right! I’m an official Chosen Pokemon Trainer!

Sara: Hey, I heard of this one guy who nicknamed his Growlithe Growlie.

Buzz: Then I’ll call mine, uh… Growler. Ya like it?

Growler: Growl, Growl. (nods)

Josh: I think he does. There’s nothin’ in the legend sayin’ Chosen Trainers can’t give their Pokemon buddies nicknames.

Buzz: Cool.

Growler: Growl.

Later, we’re all at the stadium, Fritz is there making a deal with Phil.

Phil: Let’s see, a 30% increase in salaries, some nice perks and he goes out whenever he wants. That should close a deal.

Fritz: (Sighs) You drive a hard bargain, Mr. Palmfeather.

I put my arm around Buzz's shoulder.

Sara: Say Buzz-dude, since you’re a new Trainer, don’t start a tiff like out first fight.

Buzz: Me? It was you who started our tiff.

Sara: No, I remember perfectly, it was you.

Buzz: No, it was you.

Sara: You, Birdbrain!

Buzz: You, Weirdo!

Sara: Birdbrain!

Buzz: Weirdo!

Grin: This looks like the start of a very bizarre friendship.

Sara: Birdbrain!

Buzz: Weirdo!

Charmander: Char!

Both: Huh?

Charmander: Charmander, Char.

Growler: Growlithe, Growl.

Eilony: I think they’re saying you guys should change your insults to nicknames.

Growler/Charmander: (Nod)

Buzz: I’d prefer Birdbrain than Bleachman any day.

Sara: And Weirdo’s better than Sissy-row.

Buzz: Well, now that you mention it…

Cuts to the Aerowing getting into launch position and blasts off.

Buzz: Its engines roar to life as the Mighty Ducks & Pokemon Trainers take off for danger! The Aerowing blasted skyward heading strait for adventure!

He’s flying the Aerowing while Mallory, Growler, me, Charmander & N.D. are in other seats. ND’s clutching his stomach.

Nosedive: Ohh-ee. I wonder if the Mighty Cows have any openings. My tummy.

Buzz: The Ducks & Trainers triumph once again, thanks to their newest member…

Comes to the Aerowing flying around.

Buzz: Buzz Blitzman, Mighty Duck/Pokemon Trainer!

Growler: Growlithe!

Kari (VO): Once arch-rivals, now good friends. Charmander was right, Sara & Buzz are better as pals instead of enemies, and I wonder what’s gonna happen to Buzz now that he’s a Chosen Trainer. Tune into the next “Mighty Ducks”/“Pokemon: the Chosen Trainers”.

The End.

Based on a true episode.

Next episode “A Poke-team Complete”.