Phil (VO): It was true, Draguanus wasn't the only foe the Ducks & Trainers would
be facing. They were becoming crime-fighters in a major way.
Phil was walking around.
Phil: There’s gotta be someway I can make this pay.
We came back.
Phil: I know! Official Mighty Ducks & Pokemon Trainers headquarters
tour, $10 ahead.
Duke put his hand on Phil’s shoulder.
Duke: You lead a very rich fantasy life, Phil.
Josh: (Snorts, rolls eyes)
We saw our mega computer all finished.
Nosedive: Whoa, awesome mainframe, Tanya.
Tanya: I found this chain of stores called ‘Lectric Land, it’s
fabulous. They’ve got everything.
We came up, Tanya turned to the mega computer.
Tanya: I’m calling it “Drake One”, we can use it
to search for Draguanus anytime we want, like now even…
(Alarm sounding)
Sara: What is it?
Charmander: Charmander, Char!
Tanya: Someone's here!
Josh: I thought the headquarters was secret.
Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur!
Wildwing: Well, all we know is they’ll come through that door
in 3 seconds.
In 3 seconds, 2 ten-year-olds come in: one was a duck who looked like a younger
version of Mallory & the other was a chubby kid.
Wildwing: Huh?
Sara: Cool it, guys, it’s just a couple of kids.
Duke: But how’d they find this place?
Duck: I have ways. I'm really sorry if we're intruding.
Josh: Aw, that's O.K. I'm an easy-goin' guy.
Duck: Anyway, I’m Gosalyn Mallard, that’s my pal
Louie Anderson.
Louie: (Waves)
Gosalyn: He’s been real quiet since he moved to Anaheim 2 weeks ago.
Josh: There, there. (pats Louie’s back)
Duke: Gosalyn, you’re not from Puckworld, are you?
Gosalyn: No.
Sara: I heard of places with ducks like her, the places are called
Duckberg & St. Canard.
Gosalyn: Yep, can’t miss ‘em. I’m from St. Canard.
Anyway, we’re mega-fans, have your CD & taped all your games.
Mallory: Nice, our adoring fans.
Squirtle was looking at Mallory & Gosalyn, turning his head back & forth.
Squirtle: Squirtle? Squirtle? Squirtle? Squirtle!
He fell over with spiral eyes.
Squirtle (dizzily): Squirtle.
Eilony: What is it, Squirtle?
She scooped him up.
Squirtle (pointing at Gosalyn): Squirtle-Squirtle, Squirtle.
Sara: Huh?
Me, Eilony & Josh looked at Gosalyn, our eyes widened.
All: Whaa!
Josh: She looks like Mallory!
Mallory: You’re right, she looks a lot like me.
Gosalyn: Freaky.
Wildwing: Hmm. Well, I wouldn’t give for a used puck bag for
finding Draguanus.
Duke: Wildwing, it’s time you put that mask on and started acting
like a leader.
Wildwing: Just keeping it ‘til we find Canard.
He remembered with Canard.
Wildwing: Canard, Canard! What are you doing?
Canard: Take it, Wildwing, take it! Aah!
Wildwing: Canard!
Duke (VO): He gave you the Mask for a reason…
Came back to Duke’s face.
Duke: He wanted you to lead us.
Wildwing: Look, I’m not cut out to be a leader, it’s too
much responsibility.
Sara: Hey, look who’s talkin’, I can’t be a leader,
I’m only 12.
Charmander leaped on my shoulder.
Charmander: Charmander, Char.
Sara: Huh? Well, Jeff was a week older than me.
Wildwing: Jeff put you in charge & Canard put me in charge.
Sara: We’re both uncomfortable with leadership.
Josh: But I know you guys won’t be jerks like my gang leader.
Just after Phil walked in, Drake-One’s alarm sounded off again.
Sara: What is it this time?
Tanya: Drake One is picking up signs of energy outside the city, it’s
really… big. Wildwing, it could be the Raptor’s drive system.
Wildwing: If you’re right, then we’ve found Draguanus.
Sara: Gosalyn & Louie, you guys come too, can’t leave ya
here.
Gosalyn: O.K. Let’s go, Louie. (grabs Louie by the hand)
Louie: Whoa!
We ran off with Gosalyn & Louie.
Phil: Boobies, there’s more important things than fighting evil,
like personal appearances, promotion schemes, all kinds of…
Wildwing: Oh, you don’t think this is important, Phil?
Phil: Uh-huh.
Wildwing grabbed him by the arm and dragged him to the elevator.
Wildwing: See for yourself.
Phil: It’s O.K., babes, I believe you! Listen, I gotta sue someone
tomorrow morning. C’mon!
Too late, we were already in the Aerowing upside down.
Wildwing: Commence launch sequence.
Tanya threw the switches, buzzer sounded off and the roof of the Pond started
opening up.
Tanya: Launch sequence engaged.
Duke pushed the pedal thing, as the ice opened and Aerowing turned right-side
up.
Phil: Oh guys, I don’t feel too good.
The Aerowing got into launch position.
Phil: Hey, we can make Mighty Ducks & Pokemon airsick bags.
Wildwing: Full power to thrusters!
Nosedive: Bustin’ thrusters!
N.D. pushed the button, and the Aerowing took off. (puck shoots by) We landed
the Aerowing in the woods, some of us went out.
Tanya: This is the source of the energy readings.
Phil (sarcastically): Yeah right, this place is just crawlin’
with evil.
A squirrel just hopped off a log.
Wildwing: (Sighs) It’s hopeless, we don’t even know if
Draguanus is on this planet. We’ll never find him.
Just then, a mountain top changed into the Raptor!
Mallory: Oh yeah? Looks like he just found us!
Gosalyn: Uh-oh!
We ran off in the Aerowing. Comes back to reality, Klegghorn eats a pretzel.
Klegghorn: Y’know Phil, I find your story kinda hard to swallow.
Phil: Hey, would I lie to you?
Klegghorn (finishes pretzel): Only if there were a profit in it.
Phil: C’mon, work with me here, we’re almost at the sixth
of shattering finally.
Flashback, the Raptor was zapping at us, but we ran into the Aerowing and zoomed
off.
Phil (VO): See, there was Draguanus, coming strait at us. I immediately took
command of the situation.
(Sure) Phil was banging on the door in fear.
Phil: Open the door! I wanna go home!
He went to Duke, grabbed him by the shoulders.
Phil: We’re gonna get a bigger ship, right? Right?
Wildwing: We gotta take control of that ship.
Nosedive: Are you wacked, man? That guys packin’ enough heat
to charbroil the planet!
Wildwing: And its gateway generator’s our only ticket home.
The Raptor continued chasing the Aerowing, Draguanus saw us on his big screen.
Draguanus: (Evil chuckling) Destroy them, Siege!
Siege shot lasers at the Aerowing, but it missed!
Draguanus: Huh?
The Aerowing’s feet landed on the Raptor’s back, the Ducks cut a hole
in the roof.
Wildwing: Phil, wait here.
Phil: No problem, babe, I’ll lock up, right?
Sara: Gosalyn & Louie, you guys wait too!
Gosalyn: Hate to say it, guys, but you sound a bit like my Dad.
We climbed down ropes and went in.
Wildwing: Tanya, get control of the main power room, Grin, keep her
covered. We’ll have to get to the cockpit.
Mallory: That would mean engaging Draguanus & his goons.
They appeared just after she said that.
Mallory: Am I psychic or what?
Siege: So, you want a rematch, eh?
Wraith: This time, there won’t be enough left of you to stuff
a pillow.
He hurled a fireball at us, but Duke hit it back with his saber and blew up some
crates.
Siege: (Yells)
He was about to squash Wildwing, but he threw him back, Duke & Wraith were
battling.
Nosedive: That does it, these jerk are off our Christmas card list.
Gosalyn & Louie were at the hole in the roof the rest of us just went
through.
Gosalyn: Let’s go, Louie!
Louie: (Whimpers)
Gosalyn: I know you’ve been really shy & quiet since you
moved to Anaheim, but you gotta help our new friends out, please?
After a few seconds of thinking about it…
Louie: O.K.
Gosalyn: That’s my new bud.
They jumped down into the ship to help us.
Sara: Gosalyn, Louie, what are you guys doin’ here?
Gosalyn: Never mind us…
Louie: Look out!
We dodged Wraith’s fireball in time, but Siege was about to pulverize me!
Gosalyn: Lou, tuck & roll!
Louie: Oh boy.
Louie curled into a ball and Gosalyn kicked him, making him roll like a bowling
ball and knocked over Siege.
Siege: Oof!
Louie uncurled himself & lay on his back. Gosalyn literally stepped over Siege’s
face, her sneaker got on his lips!
Siege: Bah! (spits)
She helped Louie up to his feet, he rubbed his butt.
Gosalyn: You O.K., Lou-man?
Louie: I’ve been better.
Chameleon turned into the hunky, muscle dude again.
Mallory: Hyah!
But Mallory threw him over her, slammed him into Wraith. Siege got back up.
Siege: Rah!
Draguanus: Enough!
Draguanus appeared!
Gosalyn: Who’s that guy?
Sara: Evil Saurian dude Draguanus.
Draguanus: You 3 take the controls, I’ll handle these pests.
Duke: Not without a fight, Draguanus.
Draguanus: Don’t be so sure…
He used the laser wrist blaster to make a stack of barrels cover the
others.
Draguanus: Now, for you 3.
Sara: Charmander, Ember attack!
Charmander: Char!
He span making little flames go everywhere, Draguanus dodged.
Draguanus: You won’t even know what hit you.
Just when Wildwing tried to Tackle him with his Ice Shield, Draguanus became invisible.
Draguanus: (Laughing evilly)
He stepped on a barrel and crushed it, he then lifted Wildwing by the back of
his armor collar.
Wildwing: (Grunting)
Sara: Wildwing, hang on!
Draguanus hit him, knocking him into me & Charmander. Meanwhile, Grin
& Tanya went to the main power room, where they found the Bulerium
Crystals.
Grin: Not meditation crystals, I assume.
Tanya: Belerium power crystals, very rare. This comes for the ship’s
main orthodox.
Grin (un-thrilled tone): Right.
Me & Wildwing were still fighting the invisible Draguanus.
Wildwing: You can’t hind, Draguanus, you’re gonna lose!
Sara: Yeah!
He hit us both knocking us down.
Draguanus: How? Your leaders are gone, and you’re both poor
substitutes.
Wildwing: I’ll find Canard, whatever it takes!
Sara: And I’ll continue looking for Jeff, no matter what!
Draguanus: You pathetic fools. (laughing)
Both: (Grunts)
Charmander: Char!
He threw us against the wall.
Draguanus: You’ll never see your friends again. (laughing continues)
Wildwing: No, I don’t believe you.
Sara: Me neither, laughing boy.
The others got out from under the barrels.
Draguanus: (Laughing continues) Deal with it, duck-boy & tie-dyed
runt, Canard & Jeff are both trapped for all eternity in dimensional limbo. Along with the Mask & Cap.
Wildwing remembers Canard giving him the Mask.
Canard: Take it, Wildwing! Aah!
Wildwing: Canard!
I also remember when Jeff gave me the Cap.
Jeff: Take it, Sara! Aah!
Treecko: Tree!
Sara: Jeff! Treecko!
Wildwing’s & my memories of Canard looking at him & Jeff at me.
Canard: Take it, you're team captain now. (echoing)
Jeff: Take it, you're team leader now. (echoing)
Treecko: Treecko, Treecko. (echoing)
Comes to me & Wildwing, we toke the Mask & Cap out of our bags & put
them on.
Both: Wrong, dino-breath.
Wildwing used the Mask & I used the Cap to see Draguanus, I held onto him
as Wildwing crushed the devise.
Draguanus: What? No!
Draguanus became visible, Wildwing pinned him down as Charmander jumped in front
of me.
Sara: Go, Charmander! Flame-thrower attack!
Charmander: Char!
Charmander used Flame-thrower on Draguanus’ face.
Siege (over PA): The city's in range, my lord, we're ready to
commence bombardment.
Tanya: We gotta shut down the engines now!
Grin went over to the crystals.
Grin: The smallest pebble may divert the mightiest river.
Tanya: Grin, no!
He punched the crystals, they blew up. Wildwing & I were still fighting Draguanus.
Sara: Charmander, Dragon Breath!
Charmander: Char!
He breathed green smog at the Overlord, Tanya & Grin came back.
Tanya: Guys, you’re not gonna believe this.
Mallory: Oh, now what?
Tanya: Well, it seems we’re sorta, gonna crash.
Wildwing: What?
Tanya: Uh, we kinda destroyed the engines with a little miscalculation.
Nosedive: Aw man, somebody give me a doughnut, does she always have
to blow somethin’ up?
Josh looked behind him and saw me still fighting Draguanus.
Josh: Sara, Charmander, the ship’s gonna crash!
Sara: Just a sec. Charmander, finish him with Fire Blast!
Charmander: CHAR!!!
He shot a cross-shaped flame at Draguanus pushing him.
Draguanus: (Groans)
He activated his teleporter and went to the cockpit.
Sara: Let’s move, Charmander!
Charmander: Char!
We got back in the Aerowing, and saw the Raptor diving.
Duke: It’s headin’ straight for the city!
The Raptor landed and switched to auxiliary power.
Mallory: What happened?
Tanya: They must’ve switch to auxiliary power.
Wildwing: Then we’ve gotta search for them.
Tanya: Sorry Wildwing, we’re almost out of fuel, like none,
almost.
Duke: We’ll find ‘em again, ‘cause now, we have
a leader.
The Ducks gathered around Wildwing.
Mallory: And a real team captain.
Nosedive: That’s my bro.
Grin: You can do it.
Tanya: Absolutely.
The Trainers, Gosalyn & Louie did the same with me.
Josh: Each team has a new leader.
Gosalyn: Yeah, good work, Sara.
Eilony: That’s my sis.
Louie: You rock.
Gosalyn & Louie: Huh?
They noticed 2 balls of light float in their hand and turned into Poke coms, Gosalyn
received blue/white & Louie got silver/white.
Josh: Poke coms?
Gosalyn: With the symbols of friendship & reliability.
Louie: Neat.
They opened to reveal a Seel & Sandshrew, and they got five normal Poke balls
too.
Seel: Seel-Seel.
Sandshrew: Sandshrew.
Sara: A Seel & Sandshrew.
My Poke com started acting up, I took it out and it acted like a Pokedex.
Poke com: Seel, the Sea Lion Pokemon: it uses the thick horn on its forehead to
smash through thick lyres of ice.
The same thing happened with Josh’s green/lavender/white Poke com.
Poke com: Sandshrew, a Mouse Pokemon of the Gound Element: Sandshrew
has a very dry hide that is very tough. It can roll into a ball and repel attacks, at night, it burrows into the desert sand
to sleep.
Gosalyn: Wow, me & Louie became Trainers. I’ve got Seel.
Louie: Yeah. And I have Sandshrew.
N.D. crouched to Sandshrew, and scratched his head.
Nosedive: And these little guys are so cute.
But Sandshrew bit N.D.!
Nosedive: Ow! Mmm… (suck on hand)
Sandshrew went to Louie and stroked his head against his leg.
Sandshrew: Cha, cha, cha.
Gosalyn: I guess he doesn’t like strangers.
Eilony: You O.K., N.D.?
Nosedive: I’ve been better.
Josh: Gos, Lou, welcome to the team.
Sara: How’d ya like to work the cool effects for the concerts?
Both: You got a deal.
I shook hands with them as Charmander did the same with Seel & Sandshrew,
Phil was crying over this.
Phil: (Weeping, blows nose)
Comes back to reality, Phil & Klegghorn are in the back of his car with
Klegghorn's partner driving.
Phil: So, what’d ya think?
Klegghorn: Well, I have to admit… That is the biggest load of
horse radish I ever heard in my life! Those ducks should be using you for a hockey puck and the kids should train their Pokemon
on you! If there were evil aliens workin’ outside my presence, don’t you think I’d know it?! What kind of
idiot do you take me for?!
They drive past a building, and turns out to be the Raptor! Because the Chameleon’s
leaning on a button.
Draguanus: You pea-brain! (hits Chameleon in the face) I told you
never to press that button!
Chameleon: (Morphs into Curly) I’m sorry, Moe, I’m a victim
of circumstances. Yea-yeah, ruff-ruff.
Raptor goes back to a building, Draguanus sits in his thrown.
Draguanus: We can’t go on like this forever, limping from one
hiding place to another on impulse power.
Siege: Sooner or later, the Ducks & Trainers will spot us with
the Mask & Cap.
Wraith: As long as the Mighty Ducks & Pokemon Trainers stand in
our way, I fear the worst.
Draguanus: They won’t be for long. One day soon, I’ll
pick my teeth with the wishbones of the meddling mallards. Oh-ho-ho, watch me.
Siege: Uh boss?
Draguanus: What now?
Siege: The twerps are gonna sic their Pokemon on us.
Wraith: Especially that Charmander.
Draguanus: Ooh, that Charmander giving me second degree burns,
right through my thick armor & scales.
Goons: Eww…
Draguanus: Hmm, I’ve never seen a Pokemon have that type of
power: first he destroyed my Pokeworld Master Tower by himself, then my second degree burns… he must be extremely
special.
Chameleon: So boss, what’s the plan?
Draguanus: You 3 are going to try stealing him, and I’ll stroke
him in my lap. (evil chuckle)
Meanwhile, Phil comes back to the Pond, we’re all in the Ready Room.
Wildwing: You told Klegghorn everything, Phil?
Phil: Hey, what could I do? The guy was giving me the third degree.
Nosedive: Yeah, nice goin’ dipstick, you just blew our secret
headquarters.
Mallory: Yeah, and Klegghorn will probably tell a lot of other people
about us.
Gosalyn: Tattletale.
Seel: Seel-Seel.
Phil: Besides, it’s better if the world knows you’re superheroes.
Wildwing: It is?
Sara & Charmander: Huh?
Phil: Well sure, think of all the merchandising; comics, action figures,
breakfast cereal, video games & hey, even a cartoon show.
Grin: Bad karma.
Nosedive: It’ll never happen.
Josh: No way, man.
Phil: Oh come on, guys.
Kari (VO): I kinda like the cartoon show idea, but I hope the Trainers & Ducks find out about Draguanus wanting Charmander,
tune into the next “Mighty Ducks”/“Pokemon: the Chosen Trainers”.
The End.
Based on a true episode.
Next episode,
“Burning Fire Light”.