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A Slithery Situation.

Written by Sara.

 

It’s me, Sara Cicero, my fellow Trainers & I are in the Rec. room watching some stupid, boring movie Phil’s making us watch.

Sara: (Yawns in boredom)

Josh: Hey guys. Watch this. Did this in third grade once.

When a guy’s full body comes up, Josh raise his hand up like a goose and acts like it’s eating the guy’s crotch.

Josh: (Growling)

Trainers & Pokemon: (Laughing)

Zelda comes in, I’m holding my stomach in laughter as Josh makes his hand look like it’s spitting the guy’s crotch out.

Sara: (Laughing hysterically)

Eilony: That was really funny.

Zelda: What happened?

Buzz: Oh, this one guy came up in the movie, Josh made his hand a goose and ate the guy’s crotch.

Sara: (Laughs, gasps for air) I need a break.

Drake-1’s alarm sounds off.

Sara: We got a crisis. C’mon guys. Josh?

Me & Eilony see him pretending to scratch the guy in the movie’s butt.

Josh: Eww! He’s scratching his butt.

Eilony: (Giggles)

Sara: Josh, ya bubblebrain! You can make fun of the rest when we get back, is that clear?

Josh: Crystal.

(Puck swoops by) We’re in the Migrator and get downtown, Siege & Wraith are blasting the jewelry store. We come out.

Siege: Well, look who’s here.

Wraith: Surrender Charmander.

Charmander: (Curious trill)

Sara: For the 80th time, no!

Buzz: Yeah.

They start attacking.

Sara: Onix, I choose you!

Josh: We need you, Crobat!

Buzz: Nidoking, go!

We release our Pokemon, the Ducks attack Siege & Wraith while the Trainers & I handle the Hunter Drones.

Josh: Crobat, Wing Attack!

Crobat: Cro.

Crobat uses his Wing Attack.

Louie: Sandshrew, Rollout!

Sandshrew: Sandshrew!

He uses Rollout and knocks a lot down like bowling pins.

Louie: Steeeee-rike!

Siege presses a button and unleashes a giant snake!

Tanya: A g-giant snake!

Buzz: Didn’t we see one of those in the “Beak to the Future” episode?

Eilony: Yeah, Grin, N.D., me & Louie rode one of ‘em.

Zelda: Animals really like him.

Gosalyn: They like him, but not N.D. ‘cause Sandshrew bit the crap outta him once.

Sandshrew: (Snickers)

Sara: Onix, Tackle Attack!

Onix: (Growls)

Onix uses his Tackles attack on the snake, but it fights back.

Sara: Hang in there, Onix! Give it Rock Throw!

Onix tries Rock Throw, they fight neck & neck.

Snake & Onix: (Growling)

Voice: Enough, Leg-less.

The snake stops, it goes to…

Wildwing: Vinnius P. Viper!

Viper: Correct. Draguanus & I are back in business, and he used his DNA Accelerator to turn my snakes to Goliath vipers.

Sara (at screen): Normally I like snakes, but just to Goliath viper, I make an exception.

Buzz: Nidoking, Double Kick, now!

Nidoking: (Growls)

Nidoking uses his Double Kick, but “Leg-less” whips him with its tail.

Nidoking: (Groans)

Buzz: Nidoking, you O.K.?

Nidoking: (Growls)

Zelda: He said “I’ve been better.”

Buzz: Return.

He returns Nidoking.

Buzz: Don’t pick Nidoking, Viper.

Eilony: Squirtle, use your Skull Bash!

Squirtle: Squirtle!

He uses Skull Bash, but the snake’s skin is too thick.

Eilony: Squirtle!

Viper: We don’t have time to play with them, let’s go.

He gets on Leg-less’ back and they slither off, Siege & Wraith teleport out of there.

Duke: I knew Draguanus & Viper would be back in business some day.

Josh: Where are they heading?

Sara: Let’s find out.

Charmander: Char.

Everyone & I else get in the Migrator as Onix follows.

Wildwing: (Scans with Mask)

He sees Viper & a lot of Goliath snakes dead ahead.

Wildwing: I see ‘em, they’re that a way!

Sara: Let’s move.

(Poke ball swoops by) Viper & Draguanus are together.

Viper: I must thank you for letting me use your DNA Accelerator on my snakes.

Draguanus: No thanks necessary, just as long as it’ll help me get my claws on that Charmander.

Viper: I’ll take over Anaheim, while you get the rest of the world & that Charmander.

Snakes: (Hissing)

We arrive at the building, the others & I get out of the Migrator.

Josh: How are we gonna get in there?

Sara: Just leave it to me.

Bulbasaur: Bulba.

Charmander: Char.

Sara: Onix, bust down the door.

Onix: (Roars)

Onix busts down the door, they see us.

Sara: Good work, Onix buddy.

Wildwing: What are you planning now, Draguanus?

Draguanus: With his Goliath snakes, they’ll abominate the city, destroy you and I’ll get that Charmander.

Louie: Uh, what do the snakes have to do with stealin’ Charmander?

Sandshrew: Cha.

Everyone falls over like in Japanese cartoons.

All: (Groans)

Siege: He does have a point, my lord.

Draguanus: Well, just watch, my chubby little friend.

Louie: Grr.

Sandshrew: Cha.

Draguanus pushes a button and unleashes all 9 snakes upon the city.

Mallory: We gotta stop them!

Sara: We’ll split up; Mal, Gos, Lou & Grin will go that way, Duke, Josh, El & N.D. go that way while Wing, Tanya, Buzz & I go this way.

Zelda: I’m stinkin’ with Mallory, Grin & co.

Wildwing: Let’s move it!

Duke, Josh, N.D. (Nosedive) & Eilony take Duckcycles, Mallory, Gosalyn, Louie, Zelda & Grin take the Migrator while Wildwing, Tanya, Buzz & I ride Onix.

Sara: There’s 3 of ‘em!

Buzz: They’re in the park.

We see 3 snakes terrorizing the park.

Snakes: (Roaring)

Sara: Let’s go, Onix!

Onix: (Growls)

We get there, jump off Onix and start fighting one.

Sara: Onix, Tackle attack!

Onix uses his Tackle attack, he defeats the snake, it turns into a harmless old garter snake.

Wildwing: All right, Onix!

Sara: Yeah, good work, buddy.

Snakes: (Roaring)

2 more appear, Tanya & Wildwing shoot pucks at them.

Sara: Onix, Rock Throw!

Onix: (Roaring)

He uses Rock Throw, they become garter snakes.

Buzz: All right, Onix did it again!

Sara: Yeah, way to go, boy!

Pokemon: (Cheering)

(Puck flies by) Grin, Mallory, Gosalyn, Zelda & Louie find snakes about to attack Disneyland!

Mallory: They’re gonna attack the theme park!

Zelda: They can’t destroy Disneyland, it’s a famous landmark.

Louie: Yeah, they’ll really trash it.

Grin: I’ll handle ‘em.

Sandshrew: Sandshrew, Sandshrew, Cha, Sand!

Zelda: He said, “Grinster, those things are gonna pulverize ya.”

Grin: Stay mellow, Sandshrew, animals like me.

They get there, and start attacking the snakes.
Gosalyn: We need you now, Gengar!

Louie: Go, Hitmontop!

Gosalyn & Louie release their Gengar & Hitmontop.

Gosalyn: Gengar, Shadow Ball, now!

Gengar: Gen…gar!

Gengar uses his Shadow Ball on one.

Louie: Hitmontop, Rolling Kick!

Hitmontop: Hitmontop!

He uses his Rolling Kick on another.

Gosalyn: Now Seel, Ice Beam!

Seel: Seel!

Seel uses Ice Beam, he turns them to garter snakes.

Mallory: All right!

Gosalyn: We did it!

Gosalyn, Louie, Zelda, their Poke buddies & Spirited Ducks high-five.

Zelda: 6 down, 3 to go.

(Puck shoots by) Duke, Josh, N.D. & Eilony get to the Mall where 3 other snakes are attacking.

Nosedive: Not the Mall!

Squirtle: Squirtle, Squirtle.

Duke: We gotta stop ‘em.

Bulbasaur: Bulba!

They get there, Duke & N.D. shoot pucks at one.

Eilony: I choose you, Butterfree!

Josh: Let’s go, Tyrogue!

They release their Pokemon.

Josh: Tyrogue, Swift attack!

Tyrogue: Tyrogue!

Tyrogue uses his Swift attack.

Josh: Now use Mach Punch!

Tyrogue: Tyrogue!

Tyrogue then uses his Mach Punch attack.

Eilony: Butterfree, Psychic attack.

Butterfree: Free!

Butterfree uses his Psychic attack on another.

Eilony: Now, Solar Beam!

Butterfree: Free!

He uses Solar Beam next.

Josh: Now Bulbasaur…

Eilony: Squirtle…

Both: Double Tackle attack!

Squirtle & Bulbasaur use Tackle together on the snakes and turn them to garter snakes.

Josh: All right!

Eilony: 2 down, one to go!

Duke & N.D. turn the third snake into a garter snake, they get back on the Duckcykles.

Nosedive: C’mon, we’d better meet up with the others.

(Puck swoops by) We all meet up.

Wildwing: Now, all that’s left to defeat is Viper & Draguanus.

Sara: Yeah.

Draguanus is watching us.

Draguanus: Those disgusting drakes, meddling kids & infernal salamander.

Viper: Not my beloved Goliath snakes!

Draguanus: What now, to get rid of those puck-playing punk, annoying squirts & steal that Charmander?

Viper: Use the DNA Accelerator on me.

Draguanus: Well, if you’re sure.

He uses the DNA Accelerator on Viper, he turns into a half man/half snake as big as Onix!

Viper: (Hissing)

He goes off to attack us.

Viper: (Roaring)

Duke: Great Mother of Ducks!

Sara: Sic ‘im, Onix!

Onix & Viper start attacking each other, Viper knocks Onix down and goes off. I come to Onix.

Sara: Onix! Hang in there, buddy.

Onix: (Groans)

Sara: You can’t give up now. Remember when I gave you that Mettle Coat?

Onix: (Grunts)

Sara: I did that ‘cause you’re one of my best friends, Onix! I believe in you!

Onix: (Roars)

Onix gets back up and starts glowing.

All: (Gasping)

Wildwing: What the…?

Sara: Onix is Evolving!

Charmander: Char.

Onix Evolves into Steelix!

Steelix: (Roars)

Nosedive: What is that thing?

Zelda: Sara’s Mettle Coat & friendship with Onix Evolved him to Steelix!

Josh activates his Poke com.

Poke com: Steelix, the Iron Snake Pokemon, the Evolved form of Onix; Its body has been compressed deep underground, making it harder than diamonds.

Sara: Steelix. All right! Let’s kick Viper’s slithery butt!

Charmander & I jump on Steelix’s head, the others get in the Migrator and we all set off to stop Viper. We see him.

Nosedive: There he is!

Sara: Stop right there, Viper!

Viper: (Growling)

Sara: Steelix, Slam attack!

Steelix uses his Slam on him. Viper bites Steelix, but he chips a few teeth.

Viper: Ouchie. (growls)

Charmander: (Laughing)

Sara: Charmander, use Flame-thrower.

Charmander: Char!

He uses Flame-thrower, the others come out of the Migrator.

Wildwing: Freeze pucks, team, on my mark!

Steelix gets Viper in the right position.

Wildwing: Now!

Gosalyn: Seel, Ice Beam!

The Ducks shoot Freeze pucks at him, Seel uses Ice Beam.

Viper: (Screeching)

Sara: Finish him, Steelix, Iron Tail!

Steelix: (Roars)

Steelix’s glows and he slashes Viper with it, Viper turns back to a person. N.D. ties him up.

Nosedive: We did it!

Sara: Good work, Steelix.

Charmander: Char, Char. (pats Steelix’s head)

Steelix: (Purrs)

I slide off him with Charmander on my back.

Sara: Return, Steelix.

I return Steelix to the Poke ball.

Wildwing: Now, let’s get back to the Pond.

Sara: I bet Ol’ Lizard Lips is yellin’ at everything even as we speak.

Meanwhile, in the Raptor, I was right; Draguanus is mad at everything again.

Draguanus: The Ducks, Trainers & dragon defeated Viper!

Siege: I knew it was a bad idea dealin’ with him.

Wraith: We were close so getting Charmander.

Draguanus: I’ll destroy those Ducks & Trainers and get that Charmander some day!

(Puck shoots by) We’re in the Rec. room watching the cops book Viper on TV, I just bring in popcorn.

Sara: (Chuckling)

Tanya: What’s so funny?

Sara: I just thought about what Josh did.

Duke: What’d Josh do?

Sara: Like, in that boring movie Phil made us watch, Josh made a goose shadow puppet and made it look like it was eating a guy’s crotch!

Charmander: (Laughs)

Josh: (Choking on popcorn)

Duke: Josh, you O.K., kiddo?

Bulbasaur: Saur!

Josh: (Coughs, clears throat) Yeah, I’m all right.

Nosedive: Well, I said that movie’s so boring it’s just heckle-able.

Gosalyn: Next time, I say we watch “Princess Mononoke”.

Duke: Good idea.

Louie: I thought your dad doesn’t let ya watch PG-13 rated movies.

Gosalyn: My dad isn’t here, is he?

Josh: Good point. Hey El, remember “Eww! He’s scratching his butt”.

Eilony: (Laughs)

Josh: Oh! That reminds me, can we make fun of the rest of that movie?

Sara: In the morning, all right?

Josh: Sounds fair.

After TV, everyone goes to bed. Josh goes to his room, slips in his jammies, brushes his teeth and he & Bulbasaur get to bed.

The End.

Josh's joke is based off something Bart Simpson did. ;)

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