A Slithery Situation.
Written
by Sara.
It’s me, Sara Cicero, my fellow Trainers & I are in the Rec. room watching some stupid,
boring movie Phil’s making us watch.
Sara: (Yawns in boredom)
Josh: Hey guys. Watch this. Did
this in third grade once.
When a guy’s full body comes up, Josh raise his hand up like a goose and acts like it’s
eating the guy’s crotch.
Josh: (Growling)
Trainers & Pokemon: (Laughing)
Zelda comes in, I’m holding my stomach in laughter as Josh makes his hand look like it’s
spitting the guy’s crotch out.
Sara: (Laughing hysterically)
Eilony: That was really funny.
Zelda: What happened?
Buzz: Oh, this one guy came up in
the movie, Josh made his hand a goose and ate the guy’s crotch.
Sara: (Laughs, gasps for air) I
need a break.
Drake-1’s alarm sounds off.
Sara: We got a crisis. C’mon guys. Josh?
Me & Eilony see him pretending to scratch the guy in the movie’s butt.
Josh: Eww! He’s scratching
his butt.
Eilony: (Giggles)
Sara: Josh, ya bubblebrain! You
can make fun of the rest when we get back, is that clear?
Josh: Crystal.
(Puck swoops by) We’re in the Migrator and get downtown, Siege & Wraith are blasting
the jewelry store. We come out.
Siege: Well, look who’s here.
Wraith: Surrender Charmander.
Charmander: (Curious trill)
Sara: For the 80th time, no!
Buzz: Yeah.
They start attacking.
Sara: Onix, I choose you!
Josh: We need you, Crobat!
Buzz: Nidoking, go!
We release our Pokemon, the Ducks attack Siege & Wraith while the Trainers & I handle
the Hunter Drones.
Josh: Crobat, Wing Attack!
Crobat: Cro.
Crobat uses his Wing Attack.
Louie: Sandshrew, Rollout!
Sandshrew: Sandshrew!
He uses Rollout and knocks a lot down like bowling pins.
Louie: Steeeee-rike!
Siege presses a button and unleashes a giant snake!
Tanya: A g-giant snake!
Buzz: Didn’t we see one of those in the “Beak to the Future”
episode?
Eilony: Yeah, Grin, N.D., me & Louie rode one of ‘em.
Zelda: Animals really like him.
Gosalyn: They like him, but not N.D. ‘cause Sandshrew bit the crap outta
him once.
Sandshrew: (Snickers)
Sara: Onix, Tackle Attack!
Onix: (Growls)
Onix uses his Tackles attack on the snake, but it fights back.
Sara: Hang in there, Onix! Give it Rock Throw!
Onix tries Rock Throw, they fight neck & neck.
Snake & Onix: (Growling)
Voice: Enough, Leg-less.
The snake stops, it goes to…
Wildwing: Vinnius P. Viper!
Viper: Correct. Draguanus & I are back in business, and he used his DNA Accelerator
to turn my snakes to Goliath vipers.
Sara (at screen): Normally I like snakes, but just to Goliath viper, I make an
exception.
Buzz: Nidoking, Double Kick, now!
Nidoking: (Growls)
Nidoking uses his Double Kick, but “Leg-less” whips him with its tail.
Nidoking: (Groans)
Buzz: Nidoking, you O.K.?
Nidoking: (Growls)
Zelda: He said “I’ve been better.”
Buzz: Return.
He returns Nidoking.
Buzz: Don’t pick Nidoking, Viper.
Eilony: Squirtle, use your Skull Bash!
Squirtle: Squirtle!
He uses Skull Bash, but the snake’s skin is too thick.
Eilony: Squirtle!
Viper: We don’t have time to play with them, let’s go.
He gets on Leg-less’ back and they slither off, Siege & Wraith teleport out of there.
Duke: I knew Draguanus & Viper would be back in business some day.
Josh: Where are they heading?
Sara: Let’s find out.
Charmander: Char.
Everyone & I else get in the Migrator as Onix follows.
Wildwing: (Scans with Mask)
He sees Viper & a lot of Goliath snakes dead ahead.
Wildwing: I see ‘em, they’re that a way!
Sara: Let’s move.
(Poke ball swoops by) Viper & Draguanus are together.
Viper: I must thank you for letting me use your DNA Accelerator on my snakes.
Draguanus: No thanks necessary, just as long as it’ll help me get my claws
on that Charmander.
Viper: I’ll take over Anaheim, while you get the rest of the world &
that Charmander.
Snakes: (Hissing)
We arrive at the building, the others & I get out of the Migrator.
Josh: How are we gonna get in there?
Sara: Just leave it to me.
Bulbasaur: Bulba.
Charmander: Char.
Sara: Onix, bust down the door.
Onix: (Roars)
Onix busts down the door, they see us.
Sara: Good work, Onix buddy.
Wildwing: What are you planning now, Draguanus?
Draguanus: With his Goliath snakes, they’ll abominate the city, destroy you
and I’ll get that Charmander.
Louie: Uh, what do the snakes have to do with stealin’ Charmander?
Sandshrew: Cha.
Everyone falls over like in Japanese cartoons.
All: (Groans)
Siege: He does have a point, my lord.
Draguanus: Well, just watch, my chubby little friend.
Louie: Grr.
Sandshrew: Cha.
Draguanus pushes a button and unleashes all 9 snakes upon the city.
Mallory: We gotta stop them!
Sara: We’ll split up; Mal, Gos, Lou & Grin will go that way, Duke, Josh,
El & N.D. go that way while Wing, Tanya, Buzz & I go this way.
Zelda: I’m stinkin’ with Mallory, Grin & co.
Wildwing: Let’s move it!
Duke, Josh, N.D. (Nosedive) & Eilony take Duckcycles, Mallory, Gosalyn, Louie, Zelda &
Grin take the Migrator while Wildwing, Tanya, Buzz & I ride Onix.
Sara: There’s 3 of ‘em!
Buzz: They’re in the park.
We see 3 snakes terrorizing the park.
Snakes: (Roaring)
Sara: Let’s go, Onix!
Onix: (Growls)
We get there, jump off Onix and start fighting one.
Sara: Onix, Tackle attack!
Onix uses his Tackle attack, he defeats the snake, it turns into a harmless old garter snake.
Wildwing: All right, Onix!
Sara: Yeah, good work, buddy.
Snakes: (Roaring)
2 more appear, Tanya & Wildwing shoot pucks at them.
Sara: Onix, Rock Throw!
Onix: (Roaring)
He uses Rock Throw, they become garter snakes.
Buzz: All right, Onix did it again!
Sara: Yeah, way to go, boy!
Pokemon: (Cheering)
(Puck flies by) Grin, Mallory, Gosalyn, Zelda & Louie find snakes about to attack Disneyland!
Mallory: They’re gonna attack the theme park!
Zelda: They can’t destroy Disneyland, it’s a famous landmark.
Louie: Yeah, they’ll really trash it.
Grin: I’ll handle ‘em.
Sandshrew: Sandshrew, Sandshrew, Cha, Sand!
Zelda: He said, “Grinster, those things are gonna pulverize ya.”
Grin: Stay mellow, Sandshrew, animals like me.
They get
there, and start attacking the snakes.
Gosalyn: We need you now, Gengar!
Louie: Go, Hitmontop!
Gosalyn & Louie release their Gengar & Hitmontop.
Gosalyn: Gengar, Shadow Ball, now!
Gengar: Gen…gar!
Gengar uses his Shadow Ball on one.
Louie: Hitmontop, Rolling Kick!
Hitmontop: Hitmontop!
He uses his Rolling Kick on another.
Gosalyn: Now Seel, Ice Beam!
Seel: Seel!
Seel uses Ice Beam, he turns them to garter snakes.
Mallory: All right!
Gosalyn: We did it!
Gosalyn, Louie, Zelda, their Poke buddies & Spirited Ducks high-five.
Zelda: 6 down, 3 to go.
(Puck shoots by) Duke, Josh, N.D. & Eilony get to the Mall where 3 other snakes are attacking.
Nosedive: Not the Mall!
Squirtle: Squirtle, Squirtle.
Duke: We gotta stop ‘em.
Bulbasaur: Bulba!
They get there, Duke & N.D. shoot pucks at one.
Eilony: I choose you, Butterfree!
Josh: Let’s go, Tyrogue!
They release their Pokemon.
Josh: Tyrogue, Swift attack!
Tyrogue: Tyrogue!
Tyrogue uses his Swift attack.
Josh: Now use Mach Punch!
Tyrogue: Tyrogue!
Tyrogue then uses his Mach Punch attack.
Eilony: Butterfree, Psychic attack.
Butterfree: Free!
Butterfree uses his Psychic attack on another.
Eilony: Now, Solar Beam!
Butterfree: Free!
He uses Solar Beam next.
Josh: Now Bulbasaur…
Eilony: Squirtle…
Both: Double Tackle attack!
Squirtle & Bulbasaur use Tackle together on the snakes and turn them to garter snakes.
Josh: All right!
Eilony: 2 down, one to go!
Duke & N.D. turn the third snake into a garter snake, they get back on the Duckcykles.
Nosedive: C’mon, we’d better meet up with the others.
(Puck swoops by) We all meet up.
Wildwing: Now, all that’s left to defeat is Viper & Draguanus.
Sara: Yeah.
Draguanus is watching us.
Draguanus: Those disgusting drakes, meddling kids & infernal salamander.
Viper: Not my beloved Goliath snakes!
Draguanus: What now, to get rid of those puck-playing punk, annoying squirts &
steal that Charmander?
Viper: Use the DNA Accelerator on me.
Draguanus: Well, if you’re sure.
He uses the DNA Accelerator on Viper, he turns into a half man/half snake as big as Onix!
Viper: (Hissing)
He goes off to attack us.
Viper: (Roaring)
Duke: Great Mother of Ducks!
Sara: Sic ‘im, Onix!
Onix & Viper start attacking each other, Viper knocks Onix down and goes off. I come to
Onix.
Sara: Onix! Hang in there, buddy.
Onix: (Groans)
Sara: You can’t give up now. Remember when I gave you that Mettle Coat?
Onix: (Grunts)
Sara: I did that ‘cause you’re one of my best friends, Onix! I believe
in you!
Onix: (Roars)
Onix gets back up and starts glowing.
All: (Gasping)
Wildwing: What the…?
Sara: Onix is Evolving!
Charmander: Char.
Onix Evolves into Steelix!
Steelix: (Roars)
Nosedive: What is that thing?
Zelda: Sara’s Mettle Coat & friendship with Onix Evolved him to Steelix!
Josh activates his Poke com.
Poke com: Steelix,
the Iron Snake Pokemon, the Evolved form of Onix; Its body has been compressed deep underground, making it harder than diamonds.
Sara: Steelix. All right! Let’s kick Viper’s slithery butt!
Charmander & I jump on Steelix’s head, the others get in the Migrator and we all
set off to stop Viper. We see him.
Nosedive: There he is!
Sara: Stop right there, Viper!
Viper: (Growling)
Sara: Steelix, Slam attack!
Steelix uses his Slam on him. Viper bites Steelix, but he chips a few teeth.
Viper: Ouchie. (growls)
Charmander: (Laughing)
Sara: Charmander, use Flame-thrower.
Charmander: Char!
He uses Flame-thrower, the others come out of the Migrator.
Wildwing: Freeze pucks, team, on my mark!
Steelix gets Viper in the right position.
Wildwing: Now!
Gosalyn: Seel, Ice Beam!
The Ducks shoot Freeze pucks at him, Seel uses Ice Beam.
Viper: (Screeching)
Sara: Finish him, Steelix, Iron Tail!
Steelix: (Roars)
Steelix’s glows and he slashes Viper with it, Viper turns back to a person. N.D. ties
him up.
Nosedive: We did it!
Sara: Good work, Steelix.
Charmander: Char, Char. (pats Steelix’s head)
Steelix: (Purrs)
I slide off him with Charmander on my back.
Sara: Return, Steelix.
I return Steelix to the Poke ball.
Wildwing: Now, let’s get back to the Pond.
Sara: I bet Ol’ Lizard Lips is yellin’ at everything even as we speak.
Meanwhile, in the Raptor, I was right; Draguanus is mad at everything again.
Draguanus: The Ducks, Trainers & dragon defeated Viper!
Siege: I knew it was a bad idea dealin’ with him.
Wraith: We were close so getting Charmander.
Draguanus: I’ll destroy those Ducks & Trainers and get that Charmander
some day!
(Puck shoots by) We’re in the Rec. room watching the cops book Viper on TV, I just bring
in popcorn.
Sara: (Chuckling)
Tanya: What’s so funny?
Sara: I just thought about what Josh did.
Duke: What’d Josh do?
Sara: Like, in that boring movie Phil made us watch, Josh made a goose shadow puppet
and made it look like it was eating a guy’s crotch!
Charmander: (Laughs)
Josh: (Choking on popcorn)
Duke: Josh, you O.K., kiddo?
Bulbasaur: Saur!
Josh: (Coughs, clears throat) Yeah, I’m all right.
Nosedive: Well, I said that movie’s so boring it’s just heckle-able.
Gosalyn: Next time, I say we watch “Princess Mononoke”.
Duke: Good idea.
Louie: I thought your dad doesn’t let ya watch PG-13 rated movies.
Gosalyn: My dad isn’t here, is he?
Josh: Good point. Hey El, remember “Eww! He’s scratching his butt”.
Eilony: (Laughs)
Josh: Oh! That reminds me, can we make fun of the rest of that movie?
Sara: In the morning, all right?
Josh: Sounds fair.
After TV, everyone goes to bed. Josh goes to his room, slips in his jammies, brushes his teeth
and he & Bulbasaur get to bed.
The End.