An E-mail from Eddy.
Sara Cicero, here again, I’m in my room checking my E-mail with my kid sister,
Eilony having a tea party with her Squirtle, Butterfree, Bellossom, Paras & my Charmander.
Eilony: So Paras, how do you like your tea?
Paras: Paras, Paras.
Sara: (Humming) Hmm? Y'ello. Hey El, you should see this e-mail I recieved.
Eilony: O.K. (turns to Pokemon) Please excuse me, ladies & gentlemen, I’ll
be back.
Pokemon: (Chattering)
She comes to my computer,
I show her the E-mail.
Eilony: So, who’s the E-mail from?
Sara: It’s from Eddy.
Eilony: Eddy who?
Sara: You remember Eddy Vernal, the guy who was turned into a green Blumaroo by
his fat, nutcase ex-partner.
Eilony: Oh yeah, now I remember. (smacks forehead) How could I forget that adventure?
Sara: Yep.
Charmander: Char, Char.
Flashback, we start remembering
the fic “Everything Changes”.
Sara: That was cool goin’
to a dude ranch, despite the embarrassment of Phil’s lame outfit.
Eilony: And fighting
the crazed owner of NeoPets with the help of Lucretia DeCoy.
Sara: The only thing
that opened her heart was the kindness of an 8-year-old Pokemon Trainer.
Comes back to reality.
Eilony: Who is it?
Sara: You, sis.
Eilony: Whoo-hoo! In your face,
imaginary kid!
Charmander: (Giggles)
Sara: (Chuckles) Is that you as
Homer…or Josh?
Eilony: Beats me. Let’s
read the E-mail.
Eilony pulls up a chair
as the Pokemon gather & I read them the E-mail.
Sara: (Clears throat) “Hi
Sara…”
Eddy’s voice: “Things
with Lucretia & I are going great, I like my job as Lucretia’s business partner. She says I’m a good housekeeper…”
Shows him dusting the
TV, then helping Lucretia design a new plushy.
Eddy: “Also, I
think Lucretia’s my best friend…”
He & Lucretia are
together on the front porch sitting on the porch swing.
Eddy: “I’m
also glad Howie turned me into a 5 foot tall Blumaroo, I may wear just a Hawaiian shirt and no pants, but I’m more cuddly
than I ever was…”
While Lucretia’s
reading, Eddy comes up and cuddles with her.
Eddy: “Also, standing
on my tail gives me great balance when I’m doing my cross-stitching.”
He’s standing on
his tail cross-stitching.
Eddy: “My bouncing
comes in handy when I have to get hay or apples down for our 2 horses; Misty & Daisy.”
He bounces up high and
gets hay for the 2 mares, Misty (dabbled gray) & Daisy (white).
Eddy: (Whistling happily)
Eddy: “Sometimes
I wish Howie renamed me Tigger. Heh-heh. Howie’s barn cat, Heidi is getting to be an indoor cat.”
The gray Persian kitty,
Heidi is in the armchair all curled up, next to the pillow Eddy cross-stitched with her on it.
Heidi: (Snoring)
Eddy: “I’m
teaching Lucretia how to ride horseback, she’s doing real well for a beginner.”
Lucretia’s riding
Daisy while Eddy is teaching her.
Eddy: “After she
tried my home-made cinnamon buns, she says it’s no wonder they won a blue ribbon at the county fair last summer.”
Eddy gives Lucretia his
blue-ribbon cinnamon buns.
Eddy: “There’s
even a big pond great for swimming, canoeing & fishing. But Howie hated fish, so he dug his own swimming pool, Lucretia
& me use both! And the hot tub.”
They’re relaxing
in the Jacuzzi.
Eddy: “Well, to
make this E-mail short, Lucretia & I are doing great, our business & fan club is booming too.” Sincerely Eddy.
Comes back to my room.
Sara: “P.S. You & Eilony
should spend the weekend here some time, I could make fresh cinnamon buns”.
Eilony: That would be great to
visit Eddy & Lucretia for the weekend.
Sara: Yeah, see their horses,
swim in the pool, fish & try Eddy’s cinnamon buns.
Charmander: Char, Char.
Eilony: Let’s go bug Wildwing
into letting us spend the weekend at Lucretia & Eddy’s.
Both: WILDWING!!
We go off to bother Wildwing.
The End.