The Ice Cream Wars.
Cast of characters: The Mutant Fellowship,
First Tooth Baby Ponies & Newborn Twins.
Guest stars: Scoops, Rocky Ripple
& Fudgy McSwain.
Locations: Lullaby Nursery, Satin
Slipper Sweet Shop, Mixville Ice Cream Works & Creamy Convention Center.
Vehicles: Ice cream tanks.
Sara the mutant cat here, today, the Fellowship leaders, me &
the First Tooth Baby Ponies get the not-so-pretty job of taking care of the Newborn Twins.
We’re inside trying to feed Sniffles & Snookums in their
highchair and entertain Milkweed & Tumbleweed in their bassinet.
Baby Graffiti: Come on, Sniffles. Take food from Baby Woggles.
Sara: Mmm, yummy-yummy.
Baby Woggles: This yummy food, Snookums.
But Snookums just bats the bowl off and it lands on Baby Woggles head.
While Baby Quackers is rocking a toy ducky with Milkweed & Tumbleweed.
Baby Quackers: See Milkweed? Nice ducky, (quacks) go on, play.
But Milkweed throws it up, it hits a shelf and the toys on it fall
off, the ball hits Baby Quackers in the head. We then start to sing.
Baby Crumpet: Babysitting, babysitting. Baby’s fuss & cry & spitting.
After Snookums throws her food on the floor, Milkweed & Tumbleweed
throw their toys at Baby Crumpet & Phoebe. The pacifier gets in her mouth.
Phoebe: (Spits out pacifier) Yuck.
Baby Woggles: Babysitting, babysitting. Oh, my aching head is splitting.
Sniffles & Snookums are on the floor playing with toy instruments,
but then get on Baby Woggles’ back.
Snookums: Giddyup. Yay!
Dotty: Caring for a cuddly tot takes a lot.
Baby Quackers: Your nerves get shot. (quack-quack-quack)
They’re playing ball with Milkweed & Tumbleweed, but they
kick it in Baby Quackers’ face and the ball hits the other toys on the shelf fall right on Dotty & Baby Quackers.
Milkweed & Tumbleweed run off from Baby Snippy.
Baby Snippy: Babies cause all kinds of trouble. Hey you 2!
They’re climbing all over the dresser & slide off on roller
Luna: And with twins, the trouble’s double.
They crash into a basket of diapers, Baby Snippy & Baby Quackers
put them in a playpen.
Sara: Babysitting, babysitting. Babies fuss & cry & spitting.
They get out, and we all face each other.
First Tooths: We say yes, they say no.
Fellowship: We say stop, they say go!
Tumbleweed & Snookums get into a stroller with Milkweed &
Sniffles pushing them, they run around us.
First Tooths: No wonder that we feel like quitting. Babysitting.
Baby Snippy & I put Sniffles & Snookums in the highchair as
Baby Woggles & Phoebe put Milkweed & Tumbleweed in their bassinet.
First Tooths/Fellowship: Babysitting!
I push the bowl of food towards Snookums.
Sara: C’mon, Snookums. Sarey says time to eat.
But she flips the bowl to the ceiling, it gets sticks their for a
second but falls right on my head.
Sara: (Annoyed meow)
Baby Snippy: That does it, we take Newborn Twins for walk.
Dotty: Where are we going?
Baby Snippy: The Satin Slipper Sweet Shop. That keep them quiet.
So, we take the Newborns to the Satin Slipper Sweet Shop, I go to
the front counter.
Sara: Scoops, fudge sundaes all around, please.
Scoops comes by, sadly.
Scoops: I’m sorry, Sara. We’re out of ice cream.
Baby Crumpet: It unheard of.
Phoebe: No way.
Baby Quackers: Unpossible.
Baby Snippy: It terrible.
Scoops: Rocky Ripple has shut down the Mixville ice cream works to drive Fudgy McSwain out of business.
Baby Graffiti: Fudgy who?
Dotty: Rocky whatsit?
Scoops: Fudgy McSwain, he runs the Creamy Convention foundries, he makes all the ice cream toppings in Ponyland. He
& Rocky Ripple really hate each other, and the saddest thing is, they used to be such good friends.
Baby Snippy: Then, there only one thing to do. We gonna make those 2 friends again.
Sara: Yeah, let’s go.
We soon arrive at the Mixville Ice Cream Works.
Sara: There it is, Mixville Ice Cream Works.
Baby Tic-Tac-Toe: Is this Rocky Ripple guy even gonna listen to us?
Baby Snippy: You kiddin’, Baby Tic-Tac-Toe? Bunch of cute kids like us? He’d do anything we ask.
Dotty: Yeah, who’d say “no” to precious faces like ours?
But once inside…
Rocky: Never! Fudgy McSwain’s a thief! (walks left) I spent years…Oops, wrong way. (walks right) I spent
years developing my greatest ice cream flavor. Double banana marshmallow colada.
Phoebe: Ooh, sounds delicious.
Rocky: Exactly. (stops, chuckles) And on the day I’m ready to start making my greatest creation, (throws switch)
the piece of paper with the recipe disappears, and Fudgy McSwain took it!
Luna: Mr. Ripple, was he around when the recipe disappeared?
Rocky: Of course, I’m positive he stole it.
Baby Snippy: This maybe tougher than we think?
Sara: Yeah, c’mon, to Mr. McSwain & the Creamy Whatcha-ma-whosit.
Baby Woggles: Creamy Convention Foundries.
Sara: That’s it.
We soon arrive at the Creamy Convention Foundries.
Baby Woggles: Bingo. Fudgy McSwain listen to us.
Phoebe: Let’s hope so.
Once inside, the same deal happens.
Fudgy Scottish accent: Hoot no, why should I crawl to him? It’s me that’s owed the apology.
Dotty: But Mr. Ripple’s just a scatterbrain and confused about ya, Mr. McSwain.
Baby Graffiti: And our Newborn Twins want their treat.
Fudgy: All right then, I’ll speak to my old friend and set things strait for you Ponies & Mutants.
Soon enough, do we arrive back at Ice Cream Works where Fudgy &
Rocky are together.
Fudgy: So, you see, Rocky, I couldn’t have taken your recipe. Why, without your ice cream, I’d be out of
business. And I’d be willin’ to help ye look for it, old friend.
Rocky: (Puts down bowl & spoon) Old friend.
But Fudgy accidentally throws a switch just before he & Rocky
First Tooths/Fellowship: (Cheering)
But we’re celebrating too soon, out of a pipe spits ice cream.
Phoebe: Hit the dirt!
Me, the Fellowship & First Tooths duck but too late for Fudgy
for he gets a face full of ice cream.
Fudgy: So, you pretend to be my friend so you can abuse me in this way.
Rocky: Now, see here!
He gets a hit in the face with ice cream multiple times.
Rocky: Oh! Ah! Eee! Ah!
They both notice the pipe spitting out ice cream, it’s flying
Fudgy: See how you like it when you’re up to your eyeballs in butterscotch toppings!
Sara: I’m thinking we just made things worst.
Baby Snippy: Yeah, we better get outta here before we cause anymore trouble!
Baby Woggles: Fudgy wait, if you please!
She gets hit in the face with ice cream. Fudgy throws a switch.
Fudgy: Insult me, will he? I’ll teach him a lesson, he nay soon forget. (walks off)
Phoebe: Mr. McSwain wait, this isn’t right.
Me & the others mistakenly leave the twins on a conveyer belt
as Fudgy continues to throw switches.
Baby Woggles: Oh no!
A couple pairs of tongs pick up the twins and put them in ice cream
cartons, then get rainbow sprinkles sprayed on them.
Twins: (Slurping & chomping)
Baby Quackers: (Quacks) Come on!
She & Baby Tic-Tac-Toe take the strollers, and the Newborns in
the carton fall in them.
Baby Tic-Tac-Toe: Whew! Me know this ‘spose to be fun food, but…
Luna: Who to thought ‘bout it bein' fun to play in.
Just then, from out of the Creamy Convention Foundries, comes an enormous
tank with Fudgy driving & wearing a pot as a helmet.
Fudgy: I’ll drown him in chocolate syrup, I’ll destroy him with chop nuts!
Baby Crumpet: We’d better warn Rocky.
Fudgy: Rocky Ripple, you’re finished!
Blasts of ice cream is being fired, just then, a part of the Ice Cream
Works building forms into a giant tank with 3 cannons and Rocky driving!
Rocky: Fudgy McSwain, you thief!
He fires a blast of ice cream from one of the cannons. The First Tooths,
me & the Fellowship are watching.
Baby Graffiti: This isn’t good, ice cream ‘spose to make people happy.
Dotty: Doesn’t look like it is now.
Fudgy gets hit by a blast of ice cream.
Fudgy: I’ve not yet begun to fight!
The tank loads in a bunch of walnuts, they fire out of the cannons
and Rocky gets hit.
Rocky: Why you! (throws switch)
He moves forward and blasts of ice cream are thrown at Fudgy.
Fudgy: Ya quick flouting faker, I’ll plow you under!
He fires more walnuts, chocolate bits & sprinkles as Rocky continues
to fire more ice cream, the First Tooth, Fellowship & I continue to watch.
Luna: Crikey, we gotta stop this!
Baby Quackers: We gotta get Newborn Twins someplace safe.
Sara: C’mon, we’re going back to Satin Slipper Sweet Shop!
Baby Snippy: Why Satin Slipper?
Sara: No ice cream there!
We all gallop off back to Satin Slipper. Sees the crying Newborns.
Scoops: It’s just like I feared, an all-out ice cream war.
Luna: We’re sorry, we just wanted to set things right.
Scoops: No Luna, you tried your best.
Baby Quackers: (Quacks) Newborn Twins hungry, Baby Woggles.
Baby Woggles: Well, there’s plenty of ice cream for ‘em to eat.
Phoebe: No, they can’t have that, it’s been on the ground.
Dotty: Yeah, trust me, I’ve tried ice cream that’s been on the ground. Eew. Tastes like dirt or concrete.
Scoops: Oh well.
She goes to the freezer, takes out an ice cream carton and puts it
on the counter.
Scoops: I’ve been saving this for a special occasion, it’s the very last ice cream I have.
Baby Crumpet & Luna feed them some ice cream.
Baby Crumpet: There, there, everything all right.
Luna: Right-o, have some nice ice cream.
Me & Baby Snippy feed Milkweed & Tumbleweed some.
Baby Snippy: What you got, Milkweed?
She spits up a piece of crumpled up paper.
Sara: Well, it isn’t a coupon, I’ve choked on those from my cat food a couple of times.
Baby Tic-Tac-Toe: (Unfolds paper) The ice cream recipe!
Baby Crumpet: Then, Fudgy didn’t steal it.
Scoops: Rocky must’ve gotten careless and put it in the ice cream mixture.
Phoebe: I’m impressed the print stayed on there.
Sara: C’mon group, we’re gonna put a stop to this silliness.
Meanwhile, the ice cream war is still going on.
Rocky: You marshmallow maniac, I’ll stomp ya if it’s the last thing I do!
Fudgy: Aye, and it’ll be the last thing ye do, ya double-dipped dog!
The First Tooths, Newborns, Scoops, Fellowship & I are watching
from the hilltop.
Baby Woggles: Oh no.
The 2 tanks are about to crash into each other.
Dotty: They’re gonna crash!
Baby Snippy: And destroy each other!
Baby Graffiti flies off with the recipe in her mouth, she then lands
in between the 2 tanks, Fudgy & Rocky see her.
Fudgy: What the?
Rocky: I meant to stop it!
They both pull back on the breaks, they soon crash right where Baby
Graffiti is! She ducks and is all right, fortunately. Rocky & Fudgy go to her.
Fudgy: Baby Graffiti!
Rocky: Are you all right?
Baby Graffiti: Look. (gives recipe to Rocky)
Rocky: The recipe.
Baby Graffiti: We find in carton of your ice cream.
Rocky: I guess I am pretty scatterbrained, huh? Well Fudgy, I guess I owe you an apology. Can ya ever forgive me, old
Fudgy: Of course, if you can forgive me.
The 2 hug just when the rest of us arrive.
Scoops: Now that’s more like it.
Rocky: I’ll start makin’ ice cream again right away.
Fudgy: Aye, but what’s ice cream without toppings, me ol’ chum?
Rocky: (Laughs) We’re back in business again. (laugh)
He & Fudgy hug again.
Rocky: And to show you First Tooth Ponies & Mutant Fellowship how grateful we are, you can have all the ice cream
you want for free!
Newborn Twins: (Cheering)
Luna: Sounds great, blokes.
Dotty: Totally tubuloso.
Sara: Thanks a lot.
Baby Crumpet: Ohh…
Baby Woggles: Me think me see ‘nuff ice cream for one day.
Baby Snippy: Suddenly, me have craving for nice salad.
from a true episode.