My name is Sara Fossilman, it all started at the skate park where I am with my friends, just when I’m
about to board down a ramp, the place suddenly gets attacked!Bad Rap: I'll deal with her some other time.
While everyone else ran off, I hid, there I saw a group of humanoid Raptors trashing the place.
Bad Rap: (Evil chuckle) This’ll get those Saurian goody-two-shoes coming.
I put my backpack on and sneak towards the exit, Haxx spots me and holds me up.
Haxx: And this’ll
make a great hostage.
Female voice: Put the mammal down.
He turns and sees an Anthro Parasaurolophus.
Parasaurolophus: I repeat, put her down.
Haxx: Make me, toots.
Parasaurolophus: (Vocalizing hauntingly)
is suddenly put into a trance, he hands me to her.
Haxx dazed: Whatever you say, toots.
He goes off.
Parasaurolophus: Don’t mention it.
That’s just when the Extreme Dinosaurs show up.
T-Bone: You’re not going anywhere,
Bad Rap: I won’t be, but you’re certainly going on a trip.
He fires a remote control that the guys dodge, but Stegz gets zapped and he ends up stiff as a statue.
Bad Rap: C’mon boys, let’s am-scray.
They move out as a chopper with Scarwell
appears and captures Stegz.
Bullzeye: We gotta help him!
get caught also. But we’ll follow ‘em.
That’s when they see me & the Parasaurolophus
hiding in the shadows.
Bullzeye: Hey, come on out.
T-Bone: Don’t be
afraid, you’re among friends.
She walks out with me still in his arms.
Spike: Whoa, you’re a dinosaur like us.
T-Bone: We’re the Extreme Dinosaurs. I’m
Spike: The name’s Spike.
Bullzeye: And I’m Bullzeye.
Parasaurolophus: My name is Bright Eyes.
Bullzeye: “Bright Eyes”, what a pretty
Sara: And I’m Sara but you can call me Sara. I always wanted to say that.
T-Bone: Well, it’s a pleasure meeting both of you. But our friend Stegz was just kidnapped.
And we’d better hurry before they’re out of sight.
They get on their flying vehicles,
Bright Eyes takes Stegz’s and I ride with her. We all fly off to follow the chopper. Soon enough, the chopper lands
in its place and the staff brings Stegz inside just as we arrive.
T-Bone: Brilliant. They went
Bullzeye: How’re we gonna get in without triggering any alarms?
One of us has to go in and pull the plug.
Spike: Hey kid, you’re the shortest, you can get in
Sara: Will do.
So, Bullzeye flies me up to the air vent, he pries
it off and I slip inside. I soon enough get to a room with gadgets that look like Batman’s, a bow & some bizarre-looking
Sara: Hmm. These could be handy.
I swipe them and put them in
my backpack. I then find the entrance hall surrounded by beams.
I throw one of those Batarang-like things and it pulls the plug, all the beams turn off. I open the door for the guys.
T-Bone: Great job, kiddo. Now, c’mon.
We head off
into the place. Meanwhile, Stegz wakes up to an unpleasant surprise.
Stegz: Uh, what? Where? Oh
Scarwell: Prof. Flintwood, Dr. Rodriguez, get that thing ready for dissection.
Dr. Rodriguez: Couldn’t we study him more humanely?
Stegz: Yeah, more humanely.
Scarwell: For the thousandth time, no!
that’s the guys & I bust in.
Dr. Rodriguez: Sara?
Sara: Hi Aunt
The guys free Stegz just when the robots show up. Just as one is about to get Stegz, I fire
an arrow at it, it freezes up.
Stegz: Thanks kiddo.
T-Bone: Bullzeye, the
window, get us outta here.
Bullzeye: Better cover your ears. (screeching)
cover our ears as he lets out his super-sonic screech, the windows break.T-Bone grabs me & Aunt Sheila.
They get out all right. Outside, T-Bone lets go of me & my aunt.
Sheila: (Sighs) Now, who & what are you guys?
Sara: Oh, meet one of my new friends. Aunt
Sheila, this is T-Bone. T-Bone, this is my Aunt Sheila.
T-Bone: Yeah hey, glad to meet you.
The others come by with their flying vehicles, Bright Eyes rides with T-Bone.
better scram. C’mon.
Bullzeye takes us, we fly off in the distance. Soon, we get to the Dinos’
place at the dinosaurs museum where we meet Chedra Bonzak.
Chedra: There you guys are, who’re
T-Bone: This is Bright Eyes, Sara & her aunt, uh…
T-Bone: Right, Sheila. Say, Bright Eyes, you were real good back there. How’d ya like
to join us?
Bright Eyes: I would be very honored.
to everyone except Bright Eyes that I felt left out in the cold.
Bright Eyes: Uh, T-Bone. (points
T-Bone: Oh. Sara, you & your aunt must swear not to tell a single soul about us &
where we live.
Sara: You got it. My lips are sealed.
Sheila: Yeah, same here.
Spike: Psst! Guys…
The Dinos huddle together.
Spike: I dunno
about you guys, but I don’t trust that twerp one bit.
Bullzeye: What’s your problem? You
don’t even know the kid that much.
Spike: Kids are all the same: huge tattletales, we let her
stay, she’ll rat on us at the science labs and they’ll be stickin’ needles in us while she’s kissin’
blocks of money.
Bright Eyes: Oh Spike, give the kid a chance.
Spike: All right,
but I’ll still keep an eye on her.
They come back to us.
So, how 'bout a tour?
Bright Eyes: I’d love one.
Sheila: Oh, I would if I could, but I have some stuff to settle at home. You guys mind watching Sara while I’m
gone for a few hours?
All excluding Spike: (Agreeing)
Sheila: Bye Sara, be good.
Sara: Bye Aunt Sheila.
She leaves. So, the guys give the grand tour; first off, Stegz shows
Sara: Whoa. This looks like it can be my own private skate park.
Stegz: Give it a try.
I bring out my board and hand
him my bag, I start doing some very nifty tricks.
Bright Eyes: Neat.
As I’m doing a walk-the-dog, I don’t notice the rock until I trip on
it and crash into a pile of garbage.
Sara: Oof! (sees pile toppling) Uh-oh.
the trash hits the ground, Stegz grabs me and we all get out of the way.
Sara: Yeah. I’m fine.
Next, Bullzeye showed us the TV room.
Bullzeye: And here is where we watch some good ol' TV and where I get most of my stuff.
Mind if I use the phone?
Bullzeye: Yeah, sure.
I start dialing and put
it on speaker.
Bullzeye: Who’re ya callin’ anyway?
Flintwood: Government research facility, Prof. Charles Flintwood speaking.
Sara: Yeah, is Maya there?
Sara: Maya, last name
Flintwood: One minute. Hey, Maya Buttreeks, does anyone here know
(Laughs, turns speaker off)
Bright Eyes: Maya Butttreeks, I love that.
Yeah. (contains laughter) There’s plenty more where that came from. After Aunt Sheila accidentally spilled the number,
I, being very sneaky, memorized it.
T-Bone: Ah so, that's how you got the number.
Sara: Yup. So,
nowadays, Scarwell & Flintwood are the main targets of my prank phone calls.
Sara: Mind if I dump my stuff on your couch?
T-Bone: Knock yourself out.
I drop my bag of stuff on the couch, I pick out my beloved dragon, she & I have somewhat of
a Calvin & Hobbes-type relationship.
Dragon: Hey Sara, what kept ya? I was getting lonely.
Sara: Sorry Cordelia, I’ve been busy.
Bright Eyes: Talk to stuffies, do ya?
Sara: Yeah, every so often, me & my dragon have somewhat of a Calvin & Hobbes-type relationship, only
she doesn’t become an Anthro, she stays the same height. But she does talk & move.
Sounds like fun.
Spike under breath: Gimme a break. It's just a stuffed animal.
Stegz: (Elbows Spike)
Stegz whispers: Where's your imagination?
T-Bone: I must say, your dragon is beautiful.
Sara: Thank you. So, when
do we start fighting bad guy?
T-Bone: Well, actually.....
Spike: Uh, lemme tell her, excuse us for
He takes me to the bunks, Bright Eyes & Bullzeye watch.
All right, twerp, let’s get something strait, when we fight Raptors, you have to stay put.
But, what good is it I’ll do just sitting on my butt?
Spike: You are not an Extreme Dinosaur,
you are just a dumb kid!
Spike: You’re not a teammate
and never will be!
He leaves as Bright Eyes & Bullzeye see me drop to one of the beds and bury
my face in the pillow.
Sara tearfully: I am not dumb or a twerp.
& Bright Eyes wrinkle their brows and Bright Eyes nods out. They close the door.
thinking) I'll show Spike.
Meanwhile, Spike is sitting around, talking to himself.
Spike: That kid is a pain, I’ll sure be glad when she’s gone.
Bright Eyes: Spike,
I’m surprised in you.
T-Bone: Bullzeye & Bright Eyes told
us, we told you to give Sara a chance.
Stegz: But instead, you hurt her feelings.
How can you be so hard on her?
Chedra: Besides, Code 358 found in point section
7 clearly forbids this sort of behavior.
Spike: But I was just, I mean…
gives him a stern look.
He goes back to the bunks and
sits next to a lump in the blankets, what he assumes is me.
Spike: Hey kiddo. Look, I’m
sorry I was mean to you. It’s just… Wait a minute.
He pulls the blanket, the lump is
just a pillow and there’s also a note. Everyone else is minding their own business, until…
T-Bone: What is it?
Spike: Sara’s gone, she left to
find the Raptors!
T-Bone: What? C’mon!
They evacuate. Meanwhile, I
look the skate park where I find dinosaur footprints.
Sara thinking: I’ve
seen these type of footprints before, at the museum my father worked at. Velociraptor.
I hear voices coming from under the place, I see a large hole. I attach a stake into the ground and a bungee cord,
I go down the hole like mountain climbing. Then see the Raptors, plotting.
Bad Rap: Then it’s
settled, we’ll leave this dump and then get back to our lair in the mountains. C’mon.
try going back up, but I’m too late, they see me.
Bad Rap: What?!
It’s that hairless mammal hatchling from earlier today!
Bad Rap: Get her.
It’d be my pleasure.
I come down and throw a Batarang-like device, it cuts the overhead lamp’s
string and falls on Haxx’s head.
Spittor: Nice hat.
Just before he fires his acid, I throw another Batarang, it cuts the hose connecting
from the tank to the device on Spittor’s mouth.
Spittor: Aw man!
Rap: I’ve had enough of this!
He picks me up by the back of the shirt.
Bad Rap: Perhaps you would be our hostage after all.
start to leave, but unbeknownst to them, that I write something on a Baterang and throw it into the ground. Soon enough, do
the Dinosaurs find it.
Stegz: Hey, look what I found.
Bright Eyes: That
looks like one of the gadgets Sara uses. There’s something written on it.
lair in mountains.”
They head to the mountains, they get to the doors, but they’re sealed
Spike sarcastically: Brilliant. They’re sealed up.
He curls up and jets into the doors and knocks them down.
Good goin’, Stegz.
They find their way into the lair and Bad Rap plotting.
Bad Rap: This is such a beautiful plan, I’ll just attach to this giant glass to the rocket that launches in 2
Haxx: What about the mammel?
T-Bone: Not a chance, Bad Rap.
He turns and sees the Extreme Dinos.
Rap: That’s what you think, T-Bonehead.
Loads of Raptor-bots show up.
T-Bone: All right, guys, let’s carnivate ‘em!
Meanwhile, I’m in another
room, sitting by myself, when suddenly the door starts to open.
I look up and out of the door comes…
Sara: Bullzeye! I’m so glad to see you,
I thought it was Bad Rap.
Bullzeye: I’m just glad you’re all right. Let’s say we
get you home?
Sara: No! I won’t go home now. All I ever wanted was to help
you guys, I must prove to Spike that I’m not a stupid twerp and can be an Extreme Dinosaur.
Bullzeye: Hey, you were never stupid, you found the Raptors hideaway and led us to them. Not to mention, you did help
us save Stegz from Scarwell.
Sara: Yeah. (sniffles) I did, didn’t I?
See? You don’t need to prove anything by endangering yourself. You already proved before that you are great.
Bullzeye: Darn right.
Bullzeye: Don’t mention it. Now, let’s kick some Raptor butt.
The others are fending off the Raptor-bots, when Bullzeye & me show up.
on my back, kiddo.
I do so, he flies up and I shoot an arrow at a Raptor-bot, it electrifies it
T-Bone: Saurian Stomp!
They stomp into the ground and cause a mini-earthquake, the Raptor-bots fall over and crash into each other, destroying
them. Bullzeye lands.
Bullzeye: All right, nothing but scrap metal.
Yeah, but the Raptors got away.
Sara: Don’t worry, they’re in for a wee surprise.
T-Bone: Let’s check it out.
Bright Eyes: I have a strange feeling about this.
They get on their vehicles and I ride on Bullzeye’s back. We get over to the launch place where the Raptors are
attaching their giant glass to the rocket.
Bad Rap: There, that should bring global warming. What’s
that spec on there?
They try and make out what it is, until too late. Turns out it’s a bomb
and the glass shatters into a million crackly pieces.
Bad Rap: What? NOOOOOOO!!!
Just before some people came, the good guys & I leave and so do the Raptors (barely). Back home, the guys are with
T-Bone: Hey Sarey, you did real good.
Sara: Thanks, T. I’m sorry
I ran away.
Spike: No, I shouldn't have I yelled at you, I realized it was wrong
of me to treat you that way. I'm sorry.
T-Bone: That doesn’t matter now, what does is you’re
all right. And you set that bomb, right?
Sara: Sure did.
T-Bone: Well, I thought
it over and how’d you like to be our sidekick?
Sara: Really? A sidekick? You’d let
Stegz: Sounds great to me.
Suits you perfectly.
Bright Eyes: I agree.
Sara: Thank you, guys. Yahoo! I'm
Aunt Sheila is back.
Sheila: Hey guys, I got great news.
I quit my job with Scarwell and am working at the hospital from now on. Which means, I'll be spending more times with my niece
& you guys.
Sara: All right!
Spike: Sounds great, Sheila.
Stegz: What is it you do for a living?
Sheila: I’m an M.D.
Well, if it’s not too much to ask, how ‘bout you be our physician?
Sheila: I’d be
Bullzeye: It’s perfect. The guys & I can be Batman, Sara’s Robin, Bright
Eyes is Batgirl and Sheila can be Leslie Thombkins.
Chedra: Hey, what about me?
Uh…You can be Alfred.
Aw, I'm just joking. So Sara, you ready for the next adventure?
Sara: Well, maybe or maybe not.
That's all right, there's no rush.
Sara: Though, I have decided on one thing.
Sara: That you’re real cute. (kisses Bullzeye)
(Falls over, dazed)
(Sits up, grins, blushes)
Meanwhile, the Raptors are back at their hideaway, picking out some of
the glass shards that pricked them and using Scooby-Doo band-aids.
Bad Rap: Ooh, wait ‘til
I get my claws on those Saurian goody-2-shoes and their hairless mammal hatchling. Ow!
Haxx: That Parasaurolophus
was pretty cute.
Spittor: I’ll show you cute!
He & Haxx begin beating
each other up.
Bad Rap: Enough you gecko-heads! Just pass me the Band-Aids!
There’s only 3 left.
Bad Rap: Then, that means they're mine!
No way! They’re mine!
Haxx: You have enough already!
They all continue
fighting over the band-aids.
A/N: That was my very first Extreme Dinos fanfic. Please be gentle with me, it was my first. Plus, I haven't seen
that many episodes of the show.
I got a few ideas from a "Chip 'N' Dale Rescue Rangers" episode, "Adventures in Squirrel-Sitting".