Info:
Name: Stuart "Stuie" Duckman.
Age: 13.
Race: Duck.
Birthday: August 18
Height: 5'5".
Weight:
127 lbs.
Birthplace: San Diego, CA.
Interview:
Stuie: Yo, Sara.
Sara: Hey Stuie. I'm supposed to interview ya.
Stuie: Why bother? You know me like the back of your head.
Sara: Yeah, I know, but the nice readers don't.
Stuie: Good point.
Sara: So, anyways, do tell the nice reader people about yourself.
Stuie: Well, I started out as just a character for "DuckTales" fanfiction, but then I became your invisible friend. So,
I'm with ya through thick & thin.
Sara: Yup.
Stuie: Also, I'm the new star in some of your other fanfiction, like "Pokemon: The Chosen Trainers" and "(Almost) All-Star
Quest for Magus".
Sara: Right-o.
Stuie: Anyway, I live with my mom, dad, older brother Dirk and younger sister Tracey. I have a dog named Sharky,
a cat named Penelope and an iguana named Digit.
Sara: And he's one of those 2 or 3 feet long iguanas, from head to tail. Right?
Stuie: Yeah, green iguana. And he's as fat as your cat, Gorbash.
Sara: Oy. Anyways, you live next-door to McDuck Manor, is that correct?
Stuie: You're darn right. My best friend, Genie lives there, so do my other pals, Huey, Dewey and Louie and
Webby. Well, she likes me, but she's better friends with my sister.
Sara: Ya don't say. Let's not forget your Uncle Scrooge.
Stuie: Absolutley. At first I just called him Mr. McDuck, but I was soon given the honor of calling him Uncle Scrooge.
Sara: Sweet. I also hear somewhere that you're incredibly smart.
Stuie: Yup. Ya know when Homer Simpson stuffed a crayon in his brain, he became super-dumb yet super-funny?
Sara: Yup. heheh
Stuie: Well, I stuffed a computer chip into mine when I was a toddler, so it made me super-smart and super-cool. Plus,
there's the fact that my dad's a famous rocket scientist.
Sara: Yeah, I have also been told that you're a vegetarian.
Stuie: Yup. Not a strict one, of course. My mom doesn't bug me about it.
Sara: Yeah, 'cause she respects your decisions. I also hear that you have a secret crush on someone. Huh, huh?
Stuie: You've been reading my digital journal, haven't you?
Sara: Dude, you must have me mistaken for your brother.
Stuie: Yeah, he has the same intelligence level as Chris Griffin from "Family Guy".
Sara: Oy, Dirk must be so dumb.
Stuie: Yup, he's mostly a horse's butt. Anyways, you can keep a secret right?
Sara: Well, I can, but I dunno about the readers.
Stuie: Well, as long as they don't tell all of Duckburg, her name's Iris Green. We have a Doug Funnie-Patti Mayonnaise
relationship.
Sara: Oh, you mean she doesn't suspect a thing about you having leetle crush.
Stuie: Uh-huh. Whatever you do, don't tell the residants of Duckburg or anyone else.
Sara: No problemo. (does the gag where she zips lips, locks it and throws away the key) Anyways, what are your interests?
Stuie: Well, I enjoy web surfing, skateboarding, video games, sports, art, dragons too. Huh-huh?
Sara: Oh yeah, we're both total dragon freaks.
Stuie: Yup. I also enjoy horse riding and having adventures with Uncle Scrooge & my pals.
Sara: Awesome. Well, it's been great chatting with ya, Stuie.
Stuie: You too, Sarey. I'll see ya whenever you like being your invisible friend, plus I have my dad's telepathy-com
so you can chat with me through your mind. Y'see what I'm sayin'?
Sara: Yup, I do that so nobody will think I'm weird or talking to them & what-not. So, say bye to the nice readers.
Stuie: Bye to the nice readers. I always wanted to say that.
Both: (Put arms around each other's shoulders and wave) Bye folks.
